Green’s Dictionary of Slang

mazard n.

also mazer, mazzard
[SE mazer, a hard wood (usu. but not invariably maple) used as a material for drinking cups]

1. the head.

[UK]Shakespeare Hamlet V i: Chapless, and knocked about the mazzard with a sexton’s spade.
[UK]Chapman All Fooles III i: But in thy amorous conquests at the last Some wound will slice your mazer.
[UK]G. Peele Merrie Conceited Jests 18: But Master Peele had another drift in his mazzard; for he did ply her with wine.
[UK]Beaumont & Fletcher Wit Without Money II iii: The pint-pot has so [...] fortified your mazard, that now there’s no talking to you.
[UK]S. Butler Hudibras Pt I canto 2 line 707–8: Where thou might’st stickle without hazard / Of outrage to thy hide and mazzard.
[UK]Bridges Homer Travestie (1764) I 70: I’ve a great mind, you lousy wizard, / To lay my fist across your mazzard.
[UK]Bridges Burlesque Homer (3rd edn) 491: pandocus next he struck hap hazard / And laid a stick across his mazard.
[Ire]Both Sides of the Gutter part II 12: He makes a sally up to de Minister’s mazard.
[Ire] ‘Luke Caffrey’s Gost’ Luke Caffrey’s Gost 2: He squar’d up to de two Bailies, tip’d one of dem a loving sqeeze [...] and a back spang in de mazzard, dat made his daylights dance to de tune of de old cow and de hay-stack.
[UK]Egan Life in London (1869) 348: Rouge-et-noir and Hazard / With each knowing mazzard.
[UK]Cruikshank & Wight Sun. in London 63: The fairest and most intellectual portion of this beautiful world are celebrating [...] by tossing for mutton-pies, bibulating in beer-shops [....] and knocking each other over the mazzard for a qvort’n of gin!
[UK]Flash Dict. in Sinks of London Laid Open 115: Mazzard, the head.
[Aus]Bell’s Life in Sydney 31 May 1/7: Massey, with his swelled mazzard, stood a good chance of having his shutters put up.
[US]N.Y. Clipper n.p.: Jones dashed at his man [...] but was met with severity on the mazzard and smeller.
[UK] ‘The Honour of the Family’ Town Talk 10 July 110: That slice on thy mazzard, which thou gottest by tumbling over thine own hanger in Virginia Meg’s brandy shop.
[UK]Vanity Fair (N.Y.) 9 Nov. 216: Cramp BILLY SEWARD, stave in CHASE’S mazzard.
[UK]S.O. Addy Sheffield Gloss. (Supp.) 37: Mazzard, the head.
[UK]A. Binstead Mop Fair 213: Mr. Contango would instantly fetch him a crack across the mazzard with a bar towel.
[UK]Wodehouse Inimitable Jeeves 5: If anyone had told me that a tie like that suited me, I should have [...] struck them on the mazzard.

2. the face.

[UK]R. Speed Counter-Rat F4: Then me they struck / Ath’ mazzard, An action of strong Battry! Good! They made my nose then gush out bloud.
H. Walpole Vertue’s Anecd. Paint. (1786) IV 103: His countenance harmonized with his humour, and Christian’s mazard was a constant joke [OED].
[UK]‘One of the Fancy’ Tom Crib’s Memorial to Congress 14: While the Porpus kept guard / O’er his beautiful mug, as if fearing to hazard / One damaging touch in so dandy a mazzard.
[UK]Egan Anecdotes of the Turf, the Chase etc. 69: He did not mean to hurt this man, for if he did, he would not have left an ivory in his mazzard.
[UK]Bell’s Life in London 22 Apr. 4/4: Jones soon after displayed his [...] mazzard.
[US] ‘Scene in a London Flash-Panny’ Matsell Vocabulum 100: Another fair damsel [...] emphatically declared, that if the tenant in possession did not immediately leave that, she would astonish her mazzard with the contents of a ‘nipper-kin of thunder and lightning’.
[UK]D.C. Murray Rainbow Gold I 197: The master-builder waxed that wroth at him he lent him a clout across the mazzard with a trowelful o’ mortar.
[UK]E. Pugh Spoilers 38: The preacher, smearing the blood across his grizzled mazzard in a broad red streak, seized the rail.
[UK]‘Sapper’ Female of the Species (1961) 202: I pasted him good and hearty in the mazzard.
[UK]Wodehouse Mating Season 100: A woman who [...] would press the trigger and let me have a fluid ounce of whatever the hell-brew was squarely in the mazzard.

3. (Anglo-Irish) the ‘head’ of a coin.

[UK]M. & R. Lovell Edgeworth Essays on Irish Bulls 129: ‘Skull!’ says I – and down come three brown mazzards.
[Ire]Spirit of Irish Wit 102: [M]azzards [meant] whisky.