Green’s Dictionary of Slang

futz v.

also phutz
[Ger. furzen, to fart or Yid. arumfartzen zikh, to fart around; the term is also a euph. for fuck around v.2 ]
(US)

1. physically or verbally, to waste time, to mess around, to trifle with; usu. as futz around.

[US](con. 1910s) J.T. Farrell Young Lonigan in Studs Lonigan (1936) 56: Studs kept futzing around.
[US]J.L. Kuethe ‘Johns Hopkins Jargon’ in AS VII:5 335: phutz around—to trifle; to interfere; ‘to horse around.’.
[US]B. Schulberg What Makes Sammy Run? (1992) 140: Don’t futz around with it [i.e. a play] too long [...] Try to peddle it.
[US]F. Paley Rumble on the Docks (1955) 94: Don’t futz around if we start getting bopped.
[US]‘Monroe Fry’ Sex, Vice & Business 28: [Men] who futz around not knowing how to come out with it until you practically got to tell 'em what they want to say.
[US]S. Longstreet Flesh Peddlers (1964) 222: But no futzing around.
[US]L. Rosten Dear ‘Herm’ 196: Stop all this futzing around.
[US]T. Wolfe Bonfire of the Vanities 408: I don’t wanna have to futz around with this thing if I don’t have to.
[US]G.V. Higgins At End of Day (2001) 27: Saw Rusty this morning, Rozzie Square [...] ‘Just futzin’ around,’ he says.
R. Brunet ‘Lucky for Me’ in ThugLit Dec. [ebook] [S]he’d futz with her phone, looking busy.
[US]J. Ellroy Widespread Panic 66: The call static-stuck, fuzzed and futzed, and diminuendoed to dead air.
B. Dreyer on Twitter 9 Apr. 🌐 As much as I deplore futzing around with old material, I still think I could, with minimum fuss, fix the book of Lady in the Dark.

2. to fiddle with; also as futz around.

[US](con. 1944) E.M. Nathanson Dirty Dozen (2002) 361: You were futzing around with the gun.
[UK]P. Theroux Picture Palace 158: I loaded the eight-by-ten film holders and futzed with my equipment.
[US]R. Price Breaks 257: He’s muttering to himself and futzing around with the little toy bow.
[US]J. Ridley Everybody Smokes in Hell 182: Brice was futzing wih the Bose Wave radio.
[US](con. 1960s) J. Ellroy Blood’s a Rover 27: Crutch futzed with the camera and secured it A-OK.
[US]T. Piccirilli Last Whisper in the Dark 151: I heard the men come in and futz with the alarm system keypad.
[US]J. Ellroy Widespread Panic 208: Robbie futzed with his hairnet.

3. to treat with contempt; also as futz around.

[US]Goldin et al. DAUL 156/2: Phutz. To rob; to swindle; to cheat; to use badly; to screw, screw around or screw up.
B. Brunner Face of Night 165: Futz me around a little more and find out [HDAS].

4. (US) a euph. for fuck v.

[US] (ref. to 1899) N. Kimball Amer. Madam (1981) 288: One smiled and said to me, ‘Not a dollar left, but the futzing was real good, mam’.

In phrases

futz off (v.) [var. on/euph. for fuck off v. (1)]

to leave, to go away.

Curtana Journal 10 Oct. at LiveJournal.com 🌐 Besides, if the Empire goes to war, it means most of the men clear out of Aalsburg and futz off to kill or be killed.
futz up (v.) (also fotz up)

(US) to spoil, to confound, to mess up.

[US]C. Willingham End as a Man (1952) 198: I’ve got her all futzed up. She does everything I tell her.
[US] in T.I. Rubin Sweet Daddy 90: He fotzes up – everyone hates him.
R. Hardman Chaplains 64: Not while you’re futzing up the clergy I won’t! [HDAS].
[US]‘Troy Conway’ Cunning Linguist (1973) 140: Poor Magda. She was so futzed up at that point.