Green’s Dictionary of Slang

1. (orig. US teen) the penis, thus chaud’s mudge, the foreskin.

1968		Zap Comix 3 n.p.: What a find . . . a giant choad.
1969		S.C. Wilson Time Warp Tales [comic bk] Club Choad Charlie and Wes the Geek of the Blood Gulch Chopper Pilots.
1979		M.L. Fleisher Chasing Hairy 40: I climbed on top of her and rammed in my choad all the way to the root.
1995		‘42nd Street Reviews’ in Dreadful Pleasures 10 24: There’s intense tonsil-tickling on hand, as she gobbles his choad.
1999		Roger’s Profanisaurus 3 in Viz 98 Oct. 7: choad n. Cock; knob.
2002		Birdland [comic bk] I want your choad deep inside of me. I want to fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck.
2013		‘Bootscooter’ August Moone on asstr.org 20 Nov. 🌐 She also learned the terminology of a boy's ‘dick.’ ‘Cock,’ ‘Schlong,’ ‘Dong,’ ‘Boner,’ ‘Johnson,’ ‘Weiner,’ ‘Pecker,’ ‘Doinker’, ‘Prick’, ‘Cack’, ‘Chubby’, ‘Choad’, and ‘Wankie’ the more popular terms for me British lads (and lassies!).
2019		P. Baker Fabulosa 290/2: chaud a penis [...] chaud’s mudge a foreskin.

2. (also chodelick, dickchode) a fool, an idiot.

1997–2000		College Sl. Research Project (Cal. State Poly. Uni., Pomona) 🌐 Choad (noun) {vulgar} One who is or acts like a dickhead; a jerk.
1997–2002		Alt. Eng. Dict. 🌐 Shut up, chodelick! Piss off, dickchode! You’re a chode!
1998		Eble Campus Sl. Apr. 2: chode – person considered terrible, deceitful, unenjoyable.
2001		OnLine Dict. of Playground Sl. 🌐 choad, chode, choda n. [...] Can be used as an insult, e.g. You choad licker.
2006		www.izzlepfaff.com 17 May [blog] Get away from me, you Christless little choad.
2018		Twitter 6 June 🌐 god how I love blocking these choads.
2019		Twitter 19 Dec. 🌐 jk rowling, what a fucking chode.
2024		B. Dryer in Bluesky 8 July 🌐 These chodes [i.e. US right-wingers] can't even work a semicolon.

3. the perineum.

1997–2001		Online Sl. Dict. 🌐 chode n or adj 1. a derogatory term. Notes: in many areas, refers to the portion of skin between the scrotum and anus.
2001		OnLine Dict. of Playground Sl. 🌐 choad, chode, choda n. [...] The skin located between the male reproductive organs (penis) and his anal opening (i.e arsehole). It was only located on guys.
2003		www.nifty.org 27 Feb. 🌐 Burrowing lower, Mike licked from Greg’s asshole to his sac.—‘Oh yeah! Lick my choad!’.
2004		Eble Campus Sl. Apr. 2: chode – crotch: My chode hurts from riding my bike.

4. semen.

1998

‘Suze's Wake Up Call' in asstrr.org 21 June 🌐 [He] finally looked back down, saw his big sister choking on his foamy choad.

5. a penis which is as large (or larger) in thickness as in length.

2001		OnLine Dict. of Playground Sl. 🌐 choad, chode, choda n. 1) penis that’s wider than it is long.
2013		J.Niven Straight White Male 359: Could it be. could he live the cockless life? [...] Content and serene with his stump. His choad.
2018		‘One for the Choad’ in People Australia 28 May-11 June 26: I've got a bloody thick dick. I might actually have a choad. It's five inches long when it's raging, but has a 71/2-inch circumference.