Green’s Dictionary of Slang

1. lavatory paper.

1958		T. Berger Crazy in Berlin 60: Course I coulda let him take this stuff for ass-wipe.
1972		B. Rodgers Queens’ Vernacular 80: toilet paper [...] wipe.
1987		(con. 1967) Bunch & Cole Reckoning for Kings (1989) 119: You want to keep one spoon, a couple of salt and peppers, three asswipe packs.
1989		H. Rawson Dict. of Invective (1991) 26: asswipe(r). Toilet paper or a substitute; an incompetent or foolish person. The term is old, Chaucer knew it as erswisp.
1997–2002		Alt. Eng. Dict. 🌐 asswipe toilet paper Not commonly used today.

2. (also bungwipe) a general term of abuse; thus one who is not worth wiping one’s ass on.

1961		(con. early 1950s) J. Peacock Valhalla 321: ‘The Red Cross,’ he snorted disgustedly. ‘Wouldn’t wipe my ass on ’em.’.
1970		D. Mitchell Thumb Tripping (1971) 116: You asswipe, you can make thirty-two!
1974		(con. 1960s) R. Price Wanderers 194: At least he would be out of this shit-dump and away from these two asswipes.
1977		Maledicta 1 (Summer) 13: A person that you don’t like is often described in terms of various bodily parts or excretions: [...] he isn’t worth wiping your ass on (politely: your shoes), or ain’t worth trading for a shit-ass pup.
1981		(con. 1963) P. Conroy Lords of Discipline 143: Put out for me, asswipe.
1982		G.V. Higgins Patriot Game (1985) 199: I don’t want nothin’, asswipe.
1982		S. King Different Seasons (1995) 452: You little keyhole-peeping cunt-licking bungwipe!
1993		M. Myers et al. Wayne’s World II [film script] (sneezing) Ass-wipe! Ass-wipe!
1997		Mad mag. Feb. 44: The newly created [Oscar] category of ‘Best Supporting Asswipe’.
1997		T. Fontana ‘God's Chillin’ Oz ser. 1 ep. 3 [TV script] Hey, I just mopped there, ass-wipes!
2000		P. Roth Human Stain 259: What are you, an asswipe?
2002		Big Ben Kennedy.com Journal 24 July 🌐 ‘Can I not cuss for 3 hours?’ I should be able to, but just in case let me get it out of my system now... Shit, Fuck, Bitch, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, Tits, Twat, Asswipe, Knob Shiner, Jerkoff.
2004		P. Howard PS, I Scored the Bridesmaids 254: Ass Wipe babbling away over my shoulder.
2011		J.J. DeCeglie Drawing Dead [ebook] This guy was an A-grade asswipe.
2017		S.M. Jones August Snow [ebook] ‘Fuck you, ass-wipe’.

3. attrib. use of sense 2.

1953		S. Bellow Augie March (1996) 173: You little asswipe hoodlum!
2003		Mad mag. Nov. 40: Dudes of the jury, asswipe attorneys, fellow citizens.

4. any worthless piece of paper, like a parking ticket; thus by ext. a homophobic newspaper.

1989–2003		R.O. Scott Gay Sl. Dict. 🌐 ass wipe: [...] 3. [1980s] a newspaper, particularly one negative toward gays. 4. a worthless piece of paper, like a old telephone number or parking ticket.
2013		Baltimore Sun (MD) 11 Sept. E5/2: Are you somking some wacky medical shit all rolled up in sheets of asswipe fishwrap you poop your writing onto?’.