1. lavatory paper.
|Crazy in Berlin 60: Course I coulda let him take this stuff for ass-wipe.|
|Queens’ Vernacular 80: toilet paper [...] wipe.|
|(con. 1967) Reckoning for Kings (1989) 119: You want to keep one spoon, a couple of salt and peppers, three asswipe packs.|
|Dict. of Invective (1991) 26: asswipe(r). Toilet paper or a substitute; an incompetent or foolish person. The term is old, Chaucer knew it as erswisp.|
|Alt. Eng. Dict. [Internet] asswipe toilet paper Not commonly used today.|
2. (also bungwipe) a general term of abuse; thus one who is not worth wiping one’s ass on.
|(con. early 1950s) Valhalla 321: ‘The Red Cross,’ he snorted disgustedly. ‘Wouldn’t wipe my ass on ’em.’.|
|Thumb Tripping (1971) 116: You asswipe, you can make thirty-two!|
|(con. 1960s) Wanderers 183: At least he would be out of this shit-dump and away from these two asswipes.|
|Maledicta 1 (Summer) 13: A person that you don’t like is often described in terms of various bodily parts or excretions: [...] he isn’t worth wiping your ass on (politely: your shoes), or ain’t worth trading for a shit-ass pup.|
|(con. 1963) Lords of Discipline 143: Put out for me, asswipe.|
|Patriot Game (1985) 199: I don’t want nothin’, asswipe.|
|Different Seasons (1995) 452: You little keyhole-peeping cunt-licking bungwipe!|
|Wayne’s World II [film script] (sneezing) Ass-wipe! Ass-wipe!et al.|
|Mad mag. Feb. 44: The newly created [Oscar] category of ‘Best Supporting Asswipe’.|
|Oz ser. 1 ep. 3 [TV script] Hey, I just mopped there, ass-wipes!‘God's Chillin’|
|Human Stain 259: What are you, an asswipe?|
|Big Ben Kennedy.com Journal 24 July [Internet] ‘Can I not cuss for 3 hours?’ I should be able to, but just in case let me get it out of my system now... Shit, Fuck, Bitch, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, Tits, Twat, Asswipe, Knob Shiner, Jerkoff.|
|PS, I Scored the Bridesmaids 254: Ass Wipe babbling away over my shoulder.|
|Drawing Dead [ebook] This guy was an A-grade asswipe.|
3. attrib. use of sense 2.
|Augie March (1996) 173: You little asswipe hoodlum!|
|Mad mag. Nov. 40: Dudes of the jury, asswipe attorneys, fellow citizens.|
4. any worthless piece of paper, like a parking ticket; thus by ext. a homophobic newspaper.
|Gay Sl. Dict. [Internet] ass wipe: [...] 3. [1980s] a newspaper, particularly one negative toward gays. 4. a worthless piece of paper, like a old telephone number or parking ticket.|
|Baltimore Sun (MD) 11 Sept. E5/2: Are you somking some wacky medical shit all rolled up in sheets of asswipe fishwrap you poop your writing onto?’.|