Green’s Dictionary of Slang

rocking-horse manure n.

also rocking-horse poop, ...shit

(orig. Aus.) something extremely hard, if not impossible to find.

Dampier Herald 12 Aug. 2/2: [T]he growth of motor transport in the city had made stable manure almost as rare as the fabulous rocking horse manure.
[Aus] ‘Whisper All Aussie Dict.’ in Kings Cross Whisper (Sydney) xxxix 4/4: rocking horse manure: A very scarce commodity.
[Aus]J. Byrell (con. 1959) Up the Cross 105: To Klaus [...] Brutus [i.e. a dog] was worth his weight in rocking horse poop.
[Aus]S. Hughes speech at UK Labour Party Conf. 2 Oct. 🌐 Indeed, you’d have more chance of spreading rocking horse manure on your roses than you would of seeing Michael Howard as President of the European People’s Party.
[Aus]N. Cummins Adventures of the Honey Badger [ebook] VITAL AUSSIE VERNACULAR Rare: Scarce as rocking horse shit.