zorch n.
(US)1. the uterus.
![[US]](/static/img/flags/us.png "United States") | ‘Lucy’s Fake Illness’ in I Love Lucy 28 Jan. We’ll have to go in and take out your zorch. | |
 | KPFA FM94 30 Nov. [radio] On what would have been the 42nd anniversary of the marriage of Lucille Ball and desi Arnaz, Kris has her zorch removed. |
2. (also zortch) the penis.
| Melissa n.p.: He’s got a zorch like a third leg. | |
| Demon 45: She’s got an insatiable appetite. And not for the old zortch. | |
| Reuben 107: He will split the kid down the middle, from his guzzle to his zorch. | |
| forum.zappa.com 5 Jan. 🌐 Captain Beefheart [...] claimed that Roy [Estrada] founded the Mothers [of Invention] [...] On that count Beefheart was stroking his zortch. | |
| ‘The Third Hand’ at shauncostello.com 12 Feb. 🌐 ‘I guarantee you, young man, the slippery grasp, the velvety fingers, your zorch will be the happiest little guy on the planet’. |
3. the vulva/vagina.
| in Scanlan’s Mthly I 52: ‘I became freakier and freakier [...] forgetting to wear a bra under a seethrough top, hiking my skirts up to my zorch’. | |
| Adversary 311: ‘A broad who gets off on flashing her zorch at every guy with five bucks and a hard-on?’. | |
| Oreo 127: She got the vacationing prostitute in the Grecian sandals (orange) that laced upo to her zorch (exposed)’’. | |
| ‘Vajazzle Me, Baby’ on southeastz.blogspot.com Mar. 🌐 She [...] announces she’s had some spa-person glue beads around her zorch . | |
| www.egotastic.com 9 July 🌐 Why else would you wear a cut up dress and no undergarments unless you were planning to show your zorch to the world? |