1. pads placed in a brassiere that accentuate the shape and dimensions of otherwise diminutive female breasts.
|Cry Tough! 173: ‘Mitch,’ he said as he leaned toward Iris [...] and grasped a breast, ‘this babe is stacked.’ Mitch smiled. ‘No falsies?’.|
|Price Is Right 187: Montgomery Ward also sells what I think are known as falsies.|
|Like One of the Family 66: Since I’m a wee bit flat-chested, I’m supposed to buy ‘falsies’.|
|Flat 4 King’s Cross (1966) 16: One of the first things I was going to do, I thought, was to get myself a whale of a high blonde hairdo, and maybe a pair of falsies.|
|Undergrowth of Lit. (1969) 143: Cloth falsies, concealed in the dress, complete the deception.|
|Love Machine 14: She adjusted the falsies in her bra, then checked her makeup.|
|(con. 1940s) Tattoo (1977) 143: Hey! [...] This bitch wears falsies! She ain’t got titty-one!|
|Dict. of Invective (1991) 77: cheaters, which can refer to [...] falsies or other padding for deceptively enhancing one’s physical attributes.|
|Coolie Location 62: One day he brushed past her and swore that they were genuine: ‘Nah, that cherrie doesn’t need falsies’.|
|Guardian Guide 4-10 Sept. 36: Their resplendant falsies, mad make-up.|
|Indep. Rev. 29 June 7: Now I have two very neat lambswool falsies. I rather like them.|
|et al. Chicken Soup for the Girlfriend’s Soul 19: Once in the bedroom, I tried on my bathing suit with the falsies in place.|
2. (also falsie) anything fake added to a body, e.g. false eyelashes.
|Rhubarb 131: He wears a falsie.|
|Always Leave ’Em Dying 117: You also forget they aren’t going to get away with it, since if they try, to-morrow at three o’clock I shall be right there in the thick of things, yanking off falsies or whatever, and raising all kinds of hell.|
|I Love You Honey, But the Season’s Over 107: How to make falsies look real.|
|New Scientist 7 Jan. 5: Those pretenders who stick on their crowning glory with adhesive can be recognised in overheated carriages when the temperature raises itchy hell under their head-falsies.|
|Stump 111: Anyway thee gave her a falsie, y’know, like a glass one [i.e. eye]. [Ibid.] 211: This one-armed feller; he’s probly wearin a falsie, inny? One a them false limbs, like.|
3. padding inserted in the trousers to resemble large genitals.
|Naked Lunch (1968) 157: They all wear enormous falsie baskets.|
|5000 Adult Sex Words and Phrases.|
4. false teeth.
|That Eye, The Sky 102: Taking the Michael out of his girlfriend for being ugly and dropping her falsies in the washing.|
|Foetal Attraction (1994) 102: Come on, Gillian. Are you really going to tongue-kiss a bloke with falsies?|