cream n.1
1. (also love cream) semen.
![]() | ‘A Pleasant Country Maying Song’ in Pepys Ballads (1929–32) II 10: Thou at the first I liked well, / Cakes and Creame do make me swell. / This pretty maiden waxeth big: / See what ’tis to play the Rig. | |
![]() | Remonstrance of the Shee-Citizens 4: The heavenly dew that they were wont daily to water us with, and to our infinite joy, jog us [...] stuffing our bellies with cakes, and creame . | |
![]() | Harris’s List of Covent-Garden Ladies 53: [She] is said to have not only a delicate hand at stroking, but great skill in the use of the churn, soon making love’s butter from nature’s cream. | |
![]() | ‘The Whimisical Maid’ in Randy Songster in Spedding & Watt (eds) I 196: But says she, I do’sn’t like your milk, / But I’m very fond of cream. | |
![]() | Venus’ Miscellany (NY) 23 May n.p.: Suction split, a deep ravine near Cream Lake in the Kingdom of Easy Belly, a warm country in Eth-i-o-pia. | |
![]() | Rosa Fielding 85: [H]er admirers [...] injected their copious jets of warm cream into her as nearly as possible at the same time. | |
![]() | Romance of Lust 208: She delighted to break her fast on cream. | |
![]() | Bagnio Misc. 13: When he removed his foaming prick, out burst a flood of delicious cream. | |
![]() | Town-Bull 17: A good rousing probe that [...] made her scream with delight, when gorged with a bag full of cream. | |
![]() | Memoirs of Madge Buford 91: ‘Store up a good stock of love cream in your testicles’. | |
![]() | Sl. of Venery. | |
![]() | 🎵 Said miss Jones to old butcher Pete, ‘I want a piece of your good old meat,’ / To the milkman I heard Mary scream, said she wanted a lot of cream . | ‘You’ve Got to Give me Some’|
![]() | Scarlet Pansy 150: Here one heard fruit, banana, meat, fish, tomato, cream, dozens of everyday words used with double meaning. | |
![]() | in Limerick (1953) 83: There was a young Jewess named Hannah / Who sucked off her lover’s banana / She swore that the cream / That shot out in a stream / Tasted better than Biblical manna. | |
![]() | Why Are We in Vietnam? (1970) 13: Get that drop of cream off your jeans before you grow hair on your hand. | |
![]() | Queens’ Vernacular. | |
![]() | Incest Schoolgirls 🌐 His cock shot loads of cream, big splats of cum, high in the air ... huge gobs of jizz splashed out, then came splattering down on his belly. | |
![]() | Nubile Treat 🌐 His prick was unquestionably the prick of a man. It was long, hard, thick and made for action. It was ready to spew forth the load of cream long-waiting in his balls. | |
![]() | dailydot.com 22 Feb. 🌐 Got cream? Need to unload it? Want to do it on a hot lady who’s begging for it? … What horny guy wouldn’t prefer to share his wonderful orgasm with a willing remote/virtual recipient? |
2. vaginal secretions.
![]() | ‘Experiences of a Cunt Philosopher’ in Randiana 64: At last I felt the hot creme de la creme pouring down over my balls, and [...] Fanny once more sank into my arms [...] thoroughly spent. | |
![]() | ‘Night in a Country House’ in Cabinet of Venus 69: With the assistance of what he called my home-made cream, he slowly pushed [...] until his weapon was buried to the hilt. | |
![]() | 🎵 I’ve got to have it morning, noon and night, / Whip my cream, throw it in a bowl, / I want it served with my good jellyroll. | ‘If You Can Dish It, (I Can Take It)’|
![]() | in Erotic Muse (1992) 191: When I came back, she was sittin’ in the stream, / From her ass were blowin’ bubbles, from her cunt was flowing cream. | |
![]() | Gardener Got Her n.p.: Molten come-cream boiled from her spasming cunt and soaked Howard’s cock. | |
![]() | Drama City 107: I’d give that girl a whole bucket of cream. | |
![]() | porncoven.com 18 Oct. 🌐 Layla [...] after she sucks her own cunt cream off that thick cock, jams it deep into her own brown starfish. |
3. (Aus.) whisky.
![]() | DSUE (8th edn) 267/2: mostly Aus. since ca. 1925. |
In compounds
1. the vagina.
![]() | Sl. and Its Analogues. | |
![]() | Nocturnal Meeting 81: The mames [sic] he has for my cunt vary from cream-jug to piss-pot. |
2. (US) the male genitals.
![]() | Town-Bull 18: My hostess and Mrs Virtue continue to consume all the sperm I brewed on my big cream jug. |
see separate entry.
In phrases
(N.Z. prison) mainstream prisoners (opposed to those on segregation, who are lower in the hierarchy).
![]() | Boobslang [U. Canterbury D.Phil. thesis] 48/1: cream of the crims n pl. mainstream inmates (as opposed to inmates on segregation, who tend to be looked down upon). |
of a woman, to have sexual intercourse.
![]() | Sl. and Its Analogues. |
SE in slang uses
In compounds
the female breasts.
![]() | Classical Dict. of the Vulgar Tongue ms. additions n.p.: Cream Pots or Juggs Womens Breasts. | |
![]() | Swell’s Night Guide 76: As soon as he saw the grog’ums in the steppers, her legs trembled; he was on to her [...] and had his stretchers round her tripe-box, and copped her rumbo, and stalled her from a downey – sucked her jowl; fammed her cream-jugs, and shouted – ‘Give her some pawney’. | |
![]() | DSUE (1984) 267/2: low –1891. |
In phrases
(US) someone or something considered perfect.
![]() | Flirt and Flapper 74: Flapper: Why [...] she was the cream in his coffee. |
gin.
![]() | Lit. Gaz. 28 Apr. 268/1: Around me were various casks of ample dimensions, some of which bore the title of ‘max,’ ‘Old Tom,’ ‘the cream of the valley,’ and others too numerous to mention. | |
![]() | New Mthly Mag. I 15/1: The proposed duty would be a protective one of about 50 per cent on gin [...] exceeding the retail price of the ‘cream of the valley’. | |
![]() | Central Criminal Court. Minutes of evidence 1102: The prisoner called for half a quartern of the best ‘cream of the valley, that is gin’. | |
![]() | Museum of Foreign Literature, Science, and Art 45 906/2: ‘Smith’s Aniseed Cordial’ enables respectable ladies to get tipsy secundum artem; and ‘Cream of the Valley’ and ‘Milk of Canaan’ are but refined methods of talking about gin and bitters. | |
![]() | Household Words 24 Sept. 75/2: For one article of drink, gin, we have [...] cream of the valley, white satin, old Tom. | ‘Slang’ in|
![]() | Delhi Sketch Bk 1 Feb. 22/1: Till the last ties that held me to decency passed, / And the Cream of the Valley refreshed me at last. | |
![]() | ‘What Shall We Do For Meat!’ in Curiosities of Street Lit. (1871) 127: Old Polly, Kit, and Sally, / Would find the means to guzzle down, / A little cream of the valley. | |
![]() | (ed.) ‘Let Me Cream of the Valley Drain’ in Red, White & Blue Monster Song Book 317: Cream of the valley off I drain / Forgetting all I’ve lost. | |
![]() | Library of universal Knowledge 438: Cream of the valley, a fine kind of English gin. | |
![]() | Belfast News-Letter 11 Apr. 6/5: Gin has an enticingly pastoral sound as ‘cream of the valley’. | |
![]() | Eve. Teleg. (Dundee) 1 Sept. 3/6: ‘Cream of the valley,’ ‘water of life,’ ‘white satin,’ ‘blue ruin,’ ‘eyewater’ — Gin. | |
![]() | Sun (NY) 5 Mar. 4/6: He is full of the cream of the valley. |