Green’s Dictionary of Slang

cream n.¹

1. semen.

c.1629		‘A Pleasant Country Maying Song’ in Rollins Pepys Ballads (1929–32) II 10: Thou at the first I liked well, / Cakes and Creame do make me swell. / This pretty maiden waxeth big: / See what ’tis to play the Rig.
1787		Harris’s List of Covent-Garden Ladies 53: [She] is said to have not only a delicate hand at stroking, but great skill in the use of the churn, soon making love’s butter from nature’s cream.
1834		‘The Whimisical Maid’ in Randy Songster in Spedding & Watt (eds) I 196: But says she, I do’sn’t like your milk, / But I’m very fond of cream.
1873–6		Romance of Lust 208: She delighted to break her fast on cream.
1896		Farmer Vocabula Amatoria (1966) 85: Crême, f. The semen; ‘cream’.
1916		H.N. Cary Sl. of Venery.
1929		Bessie Smith ‘You’ve Got to Give me Some’ [lyrics] Said miss Jones to old butcher Pete, ‘I want a piece of your good old meat,’ / To the milkman I heard Mary scream, said she wanted a lot of cream .
1932		‘R. Scully’ Scarlet Pansy 150: Here one heard fruit, banana, meat, fish, tomato, cream, dozens of everyday words used with double meaning.
1942		in G. Legman Limerick (1953) 83: There was a young Jewess named Hannah / Who sucked off her lover’s banana / She swore that the cream / That shot out in a stream / Tasted better than Biblical manna.
1967		N. Mailer Why Are We in Vietnam? (1970) 13: Get that drop of cream off your jeans before you grow hair on your hand.
1972		B. Rodgers Queens’ Vernacular.
1988		‘Victoria Parker’ Incest Schoolgirls [Internet] His cock shot loads of cream, big splats of cum, high in the air ... huge gobs of jizz splashed out, then came splattering down on his belly.
1998		‘Bill E. Goodhead’ Nubile Treat [Internet] His prick was unquestionably the prick of a man. It was long, hard, thick and made for action. It was ready to spew forth the load of cream long-waiting in his balls.
2015		dailydot.com 22 Feb. [Internet] Got cream? Need to unload it? Want to do it on a hot lady who’s begging for it? … What horny guy wouldn’t prefer to share his wonderful orgasm with a willing remote/virtual recipient?

2. vaginal secretions.

1884		Randiana 64: At last I felt the hot creme de la creme pouring down over my balls, and [...] Fanny once more sank into my arms [...] thoroughly spent.
1935		Lil Johnson ‘If You Can Dish It, (I Can Take It)’ [lyrics] I’ve got to have it morning, noon and night, / Whip my cream, throw it in a bowl, / I want it served with my good jellyroll.
1960		in E. Cray Erotic Muse (1992) 191: When I came back, she was sittin’ in the stream, / From her ass were blowin’ bubbles, from her cunt was flowing cream.
1988		N. Eastwood Gardener Got Her n.p.: Molten come-cream boiled from her spasming cunt and soaked Howard’s cock.
2005		G. Pelecanos Drama City 107: I’d give that girl a whole bucket of cream.

3. (Aus.) whisky.

1984

Partridge DSUE (8th edn) 267/2: mostly Aus. since ca. 1925.

In compounds

cream jug (n.) [a receptacle for sense 1 above]

the vagina.

1890–1904

Farmer & Henley Sl. and Its Analogues.

In phrases

take in cream (v.)

of a woman, to have sexual intercourse.

1890–1904

Farmer & Henley Sl. and Its Analogues.

SE in slang uses

In compounds

cream jugs (n.) (also cream pots)

the female breasts.

c.1786		Grose Classical Dict. of the Vulgar Tongue ms. additions n.p.: Cream Pots or Juggs Womens Breasts.
1846		Swell’s Night Guide 76: As soon as he saw the grog’ums in the steppers, her legs trembled; he was on to her [...] and had his stretchers round her tripe-box, and copped her rumbo, and stalled her from a downey – sucked her jowl; fammed her cream-jugs, and shouted – ‘Give her some pawney’.
1937–84		Partridge DSUE (1984) 267/2: low –1891.

In phrases

cream in someone’s coffee (n.)

(US) someone or something considered perfect.

1930

E. Glyn Flirt and Flapper 74: Flapper: Why [...] she was the cream in his coffee.

cream of the valley (n.)

gin.

1832		Lit. Gaz. 28 Apr. 268/1: Around me were various casks of ample dimensions, some of which bore the title of ‘max,’ ‘Old Tom,’ ‘the cream of the valley,’ and others too numerous to mention.
1833		New Mthly Mag. I 15/1: The proposed duty would be a protective one of about 50 per cent on gin [...] exceeding the retail price of the ‘cream of the valley’.
1839		Central Criminal Court. Minutes of evidence 1102: The prisoner called for half a quartern of the best ‘cream of the valley, that is gin’.
1842		Museum of Foreign Literature, Science, and Art 45 906/2: ‘Smith’s Aniseed Cordial’ enables respectable ladies to get tipsy secundum artem; and ‘Cream of the Valley’ and ‘Milk of Canaan’ are but refined methods of talking about gin and bitters.
1853		Dickens ‘Slang’ in Household Words 24 Sept. 75/2: For one article of drink, gin, we have [...] cream of the valley, white satin, old Tom.
c.1860		‘What Shall We Do For Meat!’ in C. Hindley Curiosities of Street Lit. (1871) 127: Old Polly, Kit, and Sally, / Would find the means to guzzle down, / A little cream of the valley.
1865		J. Diprose (ed.) ‘Let Me Cream of the Valley Drain’ in Red, White & Blue Monster Song Book 317: Cream of the valley off I drain / Forgetting all I’ve lost.
1880		Library of universal Knowledge 438: Cream of the valley, a fine kind of English gin.
1898		Belfast News-Letter 11 Apr. 6/5: Gin has an enticingly pastoral sound as ‘cream of the valley’.
1900		Eve. Teleg. (Dundee) 1 Sept. 3/6: ‘Cream of the valley,’ ‘water of life,’ ‘white satin,’ ‘blue ruin,’ ‘eyewater’ — Gin.
1906		Sun (NY) 5 Mar. 4/6: He is full of the cream of the valley.