Green’s Dictionary of Slang

gaff n.2

[? SE gaff, the steel spur attached to a fighting cock; ? Fr. gaffe, a verbal blunder or Scot. gaff, to talk loudly and merrily or dial. gaff, loud, coarse talk]

1. an outcry, a noise [? also link to gaff n.1 (1), a fair, where ‘outcry’ would naturally be the order of any day].

[UK]C.M. Westmacott Eng. Spy II 267: Stifle e’en a bull-dog’s gaff.

2. a chat, a gossip.

[UK]‘Epistle from Joe Muggins’s Dog’ in Era (London) 28 Nov. 4/1: I thought I’d have a bit of a gaff with ‘Tats’ yard-dog.

3. (also gaffery) humbug, nonsense; rumour.

[UK]‘Epistle from Joe Muggins’s Dog’ in Era (London) 3 Mar. 3/3: I set it down as all ‘gaff’ to drive ther animal back in ther bettin.
[UK]Five Years’ Penal Servitude 312: I also saw that Jemmy’s blowing up of me wos all gaff. He knew as well as I did the things left the shop all right.
[UK]Illus. Police News 9 Nov. 12/3: ‘No gab or gaffery here’.
[UK]E. Raymond Tell England (1965) 251: Don’t stand there talking such gaff.
[Aus]R.S. Close Love me Sailor 179: Aw, shut yer bloody gaff.
[US]P. Rabe Benny Muscles In (2004) 284: You think I’m a dumb country cop, huh? Listening to your gaff.
[US]H. Ellison ‘Have Coolth’ in Gentleman Junkie (1961) 130: He had talent; not the kind of gaff the village phonies put out, but the real thing.

4. (US) constructed with the, a dismissal; ridicule.

[US]Ade Artie (1963) 65: If he gets the gaff he’ll be flat on his back.
[US]Ade Hand-made Fables 211: A Pure Girl suffers a lot at the hands of a Viper in a Riding Costume, but finally wins out and slips him the Gaff.

5. (US) severe treatment, criticism, punishment or hardship.

[US]C.L. Cullen Tales of the Ex-Tanks 391: All of us present [stopped drinking] when the gaff got too strong and we had to.
[US]A.H. Lewis ‘The Humming Bird’ in Sandburrs 28: It seems them Indians gives him d’ Hummin’ Boid; an’ dey gives him d’ gaff too deep.
[US]Jackson & Hellyer Vocab. Criminal Sl. 36: gaff [...] An offensive action, thing or condition, of vague, complex or undetermined meaning. It is variously employed or construed to mean defeat, punishment, failure, or the instruments of these.
[UK]Wodehouse Leave it to Psmith (1993) 461: Yes, I should imagine that that would stick the gaff into the course of true love to no small extent.
[US]Irwin Amer. Tramp and Und. Sl. 82: Gaff.—Punishment; a hard pace.
[US]A. Kapelner Lonely Boy Blues (1965) 42: I can take your gaff, Pop. I’m hard alla way through.
[US]Ragen & Finston World’s Toughest Prison 800: gaff—Punishment; a hard pace.

6. a legitimate job, work.

[UK]‘Sapper’ Human Touch 26: Now in your gaff – teaching figures an’ all that sort of thing – mistakes don’t matter.

7. talk.

[UK]J. Manchon Le Slang.

8. interrogation.

[US]S. Lewis Main Street (1921) 4: I get so dog-gone impatient with people that can’t stand the gaff.
[US]W.R. Burnett Little Caesar (1932) 254: Gaff, police examination or interrogation.
[US]C. Himes Crazy Kill 53: Why do all of us have to take the cop’s gaff if we know Chink did it?

9. (Ulster) rumour, .

[US]J. O’Connor Come Day – Go Day (1984) 152: ‘Many out?’ ‘It’s packed! You missed the gaff. The preacher got threw in.’ .

In phrases

give the gaff (v.) (also put the gaff into)

to deliver severe treatment/criticism; to tease.

Herald (Los Angeles) 28 Oct. 9/1: Mills was doing de right thing to cut off de revenue. That was de only way to put de gaff into the enemy.
L. Steffens in McClure’s Mag. Oct. 563: ‘Good,’ they cheer, when you find fault; ‘give us the gaff. We deserve it and it does us good.’ [DA].
[US]E.W. Townsend Sure 62: [D]e gang give us de gaff for fair, when dey pipes us in de carriage.
[US]Wash. Post 3 July 3/1: ‘Yer don’t have ter put the gaff inter me that strong,’ remonstrated Joe.
Bismark Daily Trib. 23 Dec. 4/1: The Valley City Times-Record puts the gaff to Col. Bloom in this wise, which [...] is cold turkey talk.
hand the gaff (v.)

to beat up.

[US]Ade ‘The New Fable of The Toilsome Ascent’ in Ade’s Fables 183: About the time he came up for re-election, a lot of Character-Assassins tried to shell-road him and hand him the Gaff .
stand the gaff (v.) (US)

1. (also get the gaff, take the gaff) to receive (or tolerate) severe treatment, criticism etc.

[US]Nat. Police Gaz. (NY) 8 Feb. 11/2: Jackson may be as courageous as any pugilist who ever stood In a prize ring, but many claim that he will not, to use a cock-fighting phrase, ‘stand the gaffs’.
[US]Ade Artie (1963) 111: If he gets the gaff, he’ll be flat on his back.
[US]W.M. Raine Bucky O’Connor (1910) 244: Neil has got to stand the gaff for what he’s done, but I’ll pull wires to get his punishment made light.
R.M. LaFollette Autobiog. 435: Bob has been taking the gaff all these years, and isn’t going to take it alone any longer [DA].
[US]R. Lardner You Know Me Al (1984) 58: If you can stand the gaff I may be able to use you in the city serious.
[US]J. Lait ‘Pics’ in Beef, Iron and Wine (1917) 268: Every picture-printing sheet besieged, stormed, bombarded that lone castle with its garrison of one old housekeeper. And how she stood the gaff!
[US]Wash. Times (DC) 14 Nov. 19/1: They did not like to see one of their own Gang put out in front to get the Gaff [...] They preferred that it should be some Dead Card who wore Congress Gaiters and Throat Warmers.
[US]A.C. Inman 17 Oct. diary in Aaron (1985) 320: He will not be able to stand the gaff, lacks the spine.
[Aus](con. 1830s–60s) ‘Miles Franklin’ All That Swagger 205: A decent man always holds his tongue and stands the gaff if a woman is concerned.
[US]D. Maurer Big Con 55: Hazel and Abbott [...] could not stand the gaff and never played their little game again.
[US]S.J. Perelman letter 21 Jan. in Crowther Don’t Tread on Me (1987) 83: Ordinary air mail stationery will never stand the gaff.
[US]F. Brown Madball (2019) 142: [of indigestion] ‘By all means, if your stomach will stand the gaff’.
[US]L. Uris Battle Cry (1964) 293: I was determined to work him till his ass dragged, but Levin stood the gaff.
[US]S. Longstreet Flesh Peddlers (1964) 196: Yeah, ole Booley couldn’t stand the gaff.
[US]J. Ciardi A Second Browser’s Dict. 107: Stand the gaff. To bear up under punishment, pain, stress.

2. (also take the gaff) to suffer interrogation, beatings, or any adverse conditions.

[US]C.L. Cullen Tales of the Ex-Tanks 200: There’s been about forty or fifty of the junipers that shipped in Mare Island [...] jumped her down here – couldn’t stand the gaff.
D. Runyon ‘Pal’ in Goodwin’s Wkly (Salt Lake City, UT) 2 Dec. 6/3: But I’ve heard Pal laugh as he stood the gaff for me in the Third Degree.
[US]W.R. Burnett Little Caesar (1932) 67: As long as they don’t nab him and put it to him. He can’t stand the gaff.
[US]D. Clemmer Prison Community (1940) 332/1: gaff, n. Pressure, third degree: ‘he stood the gaff.’.
[US] ‘The Open Book’ in G. Logsdon Whorehouse Bells Were Ringing (1995) 116: Take that gunsel from out in Dakota, / Who claims he can ‘sure stand the gaff,’ / Though raised on the prairies, he only knows dairies, / And was caught stealing milk from a calf.
[US]Goldin et al. DAUL 208/1: Stand the gaff. 1. To withstand legal prosecution and persecution without confessing or involving one’s accomplices. 2. (P) To serve a prison term without compromising one’s underworld principles. [Ibid.] 252: Yuh never could take the gaff!

3. to sustain a situation, not necessarily considered negative.

[US]H. Green Actors’ Boarding House (1906) 79: Yuh couldn’t stand the gaff.
[US]Van Loan ‘Sporting Doctor’ in Taking the Count 37: Are you willing to stand the gaff and give me a chance to prove that this article is all wrong.
[US]‘Goat’ Laven Rough Stuff 146: You would be a man who couldn’t stand the gaff, not to be trusted and therefore you would never be able to market your brains and capabilities again.
[US]W.R. Burnett Quick Brown Fox 138: ‘Heavy drinker, too [...] A guy goes along for years thinking he’s pretty tough, thinking he can stand the gaff [...] all of a sudden one day he goes boom!’ .

In exclamations

stow your gaff!

be quiet!

[Aus]M. Clarke Term of His Natural Life (1897) 51: Stow yer gaff [...] and let’s have no more chaff.
[Aus]Aus. Jrnl 22 128: ‘Well, stow your gaff, then,’ grumbled Mr. Gabbett, ‘and let's have no more chaff’ .
[UK]Exeter & Plymouth Gaz. 15 Oct. 6/4: Stow yer gaff, the es roche (horse) was mine.
[UK]Yorks. Eve. Post 27 Sept. 2/7: His sergeant answered: ‘You stow your gaff’.
[Aus]Bulletin (Sydney) 14 Nov. 47/1: ‘Oh! stow yer gaff, for ’Eaven’s sake,’ young Jack McCluskey said. / ‘The man that drinks your whisky best, ’e drinks it when ’e’s dead.’.