Green’s Dictionary of Slang

wand n.

the penis; cit. 1656 is double entendre.

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[UK] ‘A Mans Yard’ in Farmer Merry Songs and Ballads (1897) I 10: It is Venus wanton staying wand, / That ne’er had feet, and yet can stand.
[UK]Rowley Woman never Vext 9: The pricks, take heed of the wands, you Cannot have the pricks without the wands.
[UK] ‘A New Year’s Gift’ in Wardroper (1969) 215: The bravest thing in all this land, / You shall have Mars’ onely wand, / A thing that never grew on tree.
Mennis & Smith et al. ‘A Song’ in Wit and Drollery 104: But when Mars draws back his wand, / It lyes, it lyes, it lyes, and cries, and cannot stand.
[UK]J. Crowne Married Beau II i: I am for digging where most Treasure is, My Wand will bend that way.
[Scot]Order of the Beggar's Benison and Merryland (1892) 20: Dinner Sentiments [...] The Cove with the rustic primitive Wand and the Bag of Worms, gets the Trouts!
[UK]Cleland Memoirs of a Woman of Pleasure (1985) 140: His wand had prov’d too weak to lay.
[Scot] ‘Ellibanks and Ellibraes’ in Burns Merry Muses of Caledonia (1965) 138: Louse down your breeks, lug out your wand.
[UK]Bacchanalian Mag. 59: He took his white wand in his hand, / And laid her on her back.
[UK] ‘I’d Be A Little Flea!’ in Cockchafer 18: Oh, could I but get the wand of a fairy, / I’d have a thing that the ladies all love, / Placing it into that spot, sweet and hairy.
[UK] ‘The Devil To Pay’ in Rambler’s Flash Songster 44: He shook at her his wand, / It was a precious whopper.
[UK]Farmer & Henley Sl. and Its Analogues.
[US]‘Iceberg Slim’ Mama Black Widow 5: The Deacon shoved his wand deeply into me.
[US]L. Kramer Faggots 321: Think schnitzel, schwantz, sewing machine, slug, spout, sword, tom-tom, wand, wang, water pistol, weener, wienie!, wheezer!, wishbone!, worm!, Ying-Yang!
[US](con. c.1970) G. Hasford Short Timers (1985) 5: You are not going to enjoy standing in straight lines and you are not going to enjoy massaging your own wand.
www.slutwives.com 🌐 Using her tits, she masturbated his hard pecker until he came a load of jizz all over her; then she sucked his wand until he was stiff as a board again.
The Conversation 10 Feb. 🌐 Some posts make more direct references to sex, using “(mascara) wand” as a code word for penis: I love mascara but anything involving the wand terrifies me.

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