Green’s Dictionary of Slang

glazier n.

also glasier
[SE glasier]

1. (also glasyer) in pl., the eyes.

[UK]Harman Caveat for Common Cursetours in Viles & Furnivall (1907) 82: Glasyers, eyes.
[UK]Groundworke of Conny-catching [as cit. c.1566].
[UK]Dekker Lanthorne and Candle-Light Ch. 1: The Canters Dictionary Glasiers, eyes.
[UK]Middleton & Dekker Roaring Girle V i: The balls of these glaziers of mine, mine eyes, shall be shot up and down in any hot piece of service for my invincible mistress.
[UK]R. Brome Jovial Crew II i: Toure out with your Glaziers, I swear by the Ruffin, / That we are assaulted by a queer Cuffin.
[Ire]Head Eng. Rogue I 49: Glaziers, Eyes.
[Ire] ‘The Rogues . . . praise of his Stroling Mort’ Head Canting Academy (1674) 19: Doxy oh! Thy Glaziers shine / As Glymmar by the Salomon.
[UK]R. Holme Academy of Armory Ch. iii item 68c: Canting Terms used by Beggars, Vagabonds, Cheaters, Cripples and Bedlams. [...] Glasiers, eyes.
[UK]B.E. Dict. Canting Crew n.p.: The cove has rum glaziers, c. that Rogue has excellent Eyes, or an Eye like a Cat.
[UK]J. Shirley Triumph of Wit 198: Dozy oh! Thy Glaziers shine, as Glimmar by the Salomon, No Gentry Mort hath Parts like thine,/no Cove e’er wap’d with such a one [My bonny Lass, by th’ Mass I swear,/Thine Eyes do shine than Fire more clear,/No silken Girl has Thighs like thine, No Doe more Buxome is than mine].
[UK]A. Smith Lives of Most Notorious Highway-men, etc. (1926) 206: Glaziers, eyes. The cove has rum glaziers, i.e., that rogue has excellent eyes, or eyes like a cat.
[UK] ‘Retoure My Dear Dell’ in Farmer Musa Pedestris (1896) 44: I should rejoice in thy glasiers again.
[UK]Bailey Universal Etym. Eng. Dict. n.p.: glaziers Eyes. The Cove has rum Glaziers.
[UK]B.M. Carew Life and Adventures.
[UK]Scoundrel’s Dict. 17: Eyes – Ogles or Glaziers.
[UK]Grose Classical Dict. of the Vulgar Tongue n.p.: Glaziers; eyes.
[UK]G. Parker (attrib.) ‘The Sandman’s Wedding’ in Farmer Musa Pedestris (1896) 64: Forgive me if I praise those charms / Thy glaziers bright, lips, neck and arms.
[UK]G. Andrewes Dict. Sl. and Cant.
[UK]Lex. Balatronicum.
[UK]Egan Grose’s Classical Dict. of the Vulgar Tongue.
[UK]Duncombe New and Improved Flash Dict.

2. (UK Und., also glazyer) a thief who breaks into houses after removing an accessible window, or into shops by smashing the shop window.

[UK]Hue and Cry after Mercurius Democritus 8: The number of vicious Artists are unknown to the Mrs [i.e. Masters] and the Wardens of their own fencing Mobs [...] the life of which Company are High-way Pads, Glasiers, Shop-lifts, Fob-sylers [sic], instead of Bung -Tipers [sic] Bulkers,a nd some for the Mill, Budg and Snug.
[Ire]Head Eng. Rogue I 49: Glazyer, One that goes in at the windows.
[UK]‘L.B.’ New Academy of Complements 204: The fifth is a Glasier, who when he creeps in, / To pinch all the Lurry, he thinks it no sin.
[Ire]Head Canting Academy (2nd edn) 174: Glazyer One that creeps in at casements, or unrips glass windows to filch and steal.
[UK]‘A Newgate ex-prisoner’ A Warning for House-Keepers 5: The way to prevent these Glasiers or window-creepers is to have shutters to your windows.
[UK]B.E. Dict. Canting Crew n.p.: [as cit. 1674].
[UK]‘Black Procession’ in Farmer Musa Pedestris (1896) 38: [as cit. 1671].
[UK]Life and Glorious Actions of [...] Jonathan Wilde 13: A Glazier is a Sort of Thieves or House-breakers that [...] take their Opportunity to enter at a Window, and steal away immediately what comes to their Hands, but Plate in particular; or otherwise conceal themselves in the House, till the Family is at rest, then let in a number of Family Fellows, who then plunder as they please.
[UK]Bailey Universal Etym. Eng. Dict. [as cit. 1674].
[UK]Scoundrel’s Dict.
[UK]Grose Classical Dict. of the Vulgar Tongue n.p.: Glazier. One who breaks windows and shew-glasses, to steal goods exposed for sale.
[UK]Lex. Balatronicum [as cit. 1785].
[UK]Egan Grose’s Classical Dict. of the Vulgar Tongue [as cit. 1785].
[UK]G. Kent Modern Flash Dict. 15: Glazier – one that breaks windows and show glasses in order to steal goods exposed for sale.
[UK]Flash Dict. in Sinks of London Laid Open [as cit. 1835].
[US]Matsell Vocabulum 37: glazier A fellow that breaks windows or showcases, to steal the goods exposed for sale.
[UK] ‘Thief-Catcher’s Prophecy’ in W.H. Logan Pedlar’s Pack of Ballads 143: [as cit. 1674].

3. (UK Und.) a window.

[UK]Canting Academy, or the Pedlar’s-French Dict. 116: The Windows The Glasiers.

SE in slang uses

In phrases

is your father a glazier? (also was your father a glass maker, was your father a glazier? your father was a bad glazier, your father was no glazier, your father wasn’t a glazier)

a rude phr. used to embarrass one who is obstructing one’s view.

[UK]Swift Polite Conversation 8: Prithee, Tom, sit a little further, I believe your Father was no Glazier.
[UK]Grose Classical Dict. of the Vulgar Tongue ms. additions n.p.: Is your father a Glazier; a question asked to a Young Man or Lad, who stands between the Speaker and the Candle, or Fire. If it is answered in the Negative, the Rejoinder is — I wish he was, that he might make a Window through your body, to enable us to see the fire or Light.
[UK]Grose Classical Dict. of the Vulgar Tongue (2nd, 3rd edn).
[UK]Lex. Balatronicum [as cit. 1786].
[UK]Egan Grose’s Classical Dict. of the Vulgar Tongue [as cit. 1788].
[UK]E. de la Bédollière Londres et les Anglais 314/2: glaziers, [...] Une antique plaisanterie consiste à dire à un jeune étourdi qui intercepte la chaleur du feu ou la clarté de la lampe: Is your father a glazier? (Votre père est-il vitrier?).
J.M. Dixon Dict. Idiomatic Eng. Phrases 132: Is your father a glazier? – a vulgar expression, signifying, ‘Do you suppose that I can see through you?’ It is used when a person in front of you obstructs your view.
[Ire]P.W. Joyce Eng. as We Speak It in Ireland (1979) 113: ‘Your father was a bad glazier’: said to a person who is standing in one’s light.
[US]M. Levin Reporter 4: Detective Squareback stood solid two inches in front of him (say was your father a glazier).
[UK]J. Franklyn Cockney 273: ‘Oi – your father wasn’t a glazier!’ is a phrase used to call someone’s attention to the fact that his shadow is cast over one’s reading matter.
[Aus]Betoota-isms 268: Was Your Father a Glass Maker? [...] 1. A term used when someone stands in front of you, obstructing your view.