Green’s Dictionary of Slang

Brown’s cows n.

In phrases

all together like Brown’s cows (adj.)

(Aus./US) crowded together.

Illawarra Mercury (NSW) 23 Nov. 2/6: [W]ith the blessing of God, we'll send for the auld father and mother, an we’ll all live together, like Brown's cows, and be as happy as Larry.
Sth Aus. Advertiser (Adelaide) 6 Jan. 3/2: Still the horse kept his pace, and in a short time the horses were ‘like Brown’s cows,’ all together.
[Aus]Sydney Mail 26 Mar. 9/7: They seem pretty well tied up together do them there new chaps in the corner, and when tbey go they’ll go all in a lump, like Brown's cows.
[Aus]Sydney Mail 7 Feb. 268/2: [L]ike Brown's cows, they were bent on getting home together; and [...] tion in regard to the second.
[US]F. Hutcheson Barkeep Stories 163: [A] lot o’ de Dutch all in a bunch togedder like Brown’s cows.
all over the road like Brown’s cows (adj.)

(N.Z.) in chaos; out of order.

Launceston Examiner 28 Oct. 3/4: [P]assengers like to travel indiscriminately like ‘Brown's cows’.
Trans. of Devonshire Assoc. 46 91: ‘They’m all of a heap, like Brown’s cows’.
[NZ]Truth (Wellington) 21 Oct. 7: Nothing is more annoying to racecourse crowds than to see a field go off like Browns cows, as is always the case when snap-starting is the method used.
[NZ]McGill Dict. of Kiwi Sl. 21/2: Brown’s cows in phr. all over the road like Brown’s cows disorderly, disorganised or making a dreadful mess.
[Aus]R.G. Barrett Mud Crab Boogie (2013) [ebook] By the time Jamieson arrived, with the others spread out and spun out behind him, Les and Billy were [...] fully recuperated. ‘What’s that old expression Billy?’ said Les. ‘Coming in like Brown’s cows?’.
[NZ]McGill Reed Dict. of N.Z. Sl. [as cit. 1988].
J. Clifton Address Book [ebook] Meanwhile, pedestrians wander all over the road like Brown's cows, oblivious to the perilous conditions.
come in like Brown’s cows (v.) (also go off like...)

(Aus.) one after another, in a file.

Owen & Murray Advertiser (Vic.) 13 Feb. 4/6: The others came in like Brown's cows, one after another, about a length dividing them all.
[Aus]Sport (Adelaide) 6 Dec. 9/3: West P. and family left together in a motor [on a pleasure trip last Sunday week, but they all came home like Brown’s cows.