Green’s Dictionary of Slang

doorknob n.3

[resemblance]
(US)

1. a doughnut.

[US] in DARE.

2. the head.

[US] in DARE.

3. the female breast.

[US] in DARE.

In phrases

shake hands with doorknobs (v.)

(US police) for an officer on night patrol to check whether doors on business premises are locked.

[US]G. Radano Walking the Beat 107: At each business establishment along the way Paul checked to see that the front door was locked. This chore is called ‘shaking hands with doorknobs’.