Green’s Dictionary of Slang

rhoid n.

[abbr. SE haemorrhoid]

1. (US black) anyone or anything that makes one’s life less easily manageable.

[US](con. 1940s) Deuce Ofay Productions ‘The Jive Bible’ at JiveOn.com 🌐 Rhoid: n. Any person or thing which makes some aspect of life difficult to manage comfortably; A pain in the ass. ‘I gots me fin crumbcrunchers, but dey jus’ rhoids ta me now. No good sons a bitches an’ a Ho...’.

2. (US) in pl., haemorrhoids.

[US]S. Morgan Homeboy 90: Any time you get rhoids, kid, I’ll pack em for you.