willie n.5
1. the penis.
![[UK]](/static/img/flags/uk.png "United Kingdom") | Poor Cow 88: It was a little boy, it had a little Willie. | |
| It’s a Madhouse (1986) 113: He got his little willy out! | |
| Swimming-Pool Library (1998) 164: A Chinese youth whose tiny brown willy was almost concealed in his wet pubic hair. | |
![[US]](/static/img/flags/us.png "United States") | (con. 1960s) Tripmaster Monkey 25: In the U.K., ‘willie’ means ‘weenie.’. | |
![[Ire]](/static/img/flags/ire.png "Ireland") | Smokey Hollow 84: My friend Billy had a tenfoot willie, / He showed it to the girl next door, / She thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake, / And now it’s only two foot four. | |
![[NZ]](/static/img/flags/nz.png "New Zealand") | Broken Arse I ii: If I could get my Wee Willie Wimple to stand up by hisself, I’d be really happy! | |
| Woman Who Walked Into Doors 13: He had the lid up and his willy out when Daddy caught him. | |
| Guardian 22 June 7: I love showing my willy. | |
| Turning Angel 181: Any man can be led astray by his willie. | |
![[Aus]](/static/img/flags/aus.png "Australia") | Intractable [ebook] She took her panties off. I took my strides off. I put my willy into her snatch and that’s all there was to it. | |
| Pigeon English 224: Did I make your willy go hard? | |
![[Scot]](/static/img/flags/sco.png "Scotland") | Out of Bounds (2017) 34: ‘The Orwell standing stones [...] two giant willies. End of’. |
2. in fig. use.
 | in Times 25 June 🌐 The Trident deterrent replacement, again a big willy gesture for a little willy nation, inappropriate to our diminished status in the world. |
In compounds
a small woolen ‘sock’ supposed to keep the penis warm.
| Maggie Muggins 75: Knitting a willy-warmer for her vibrator? | |
| Danziger’s Britain 147: EJ bought [...] a Willie Warmer, which the package claimed ‘keeps yours warm, willing, ready and waiting.’ . | |
| Yes We Have No 351: My friend Astrid, who used to design custom-made willie-warmers. | |
| Make Your Own Sex Toys [back cover blurb] Here, fully illustrated, are step-by-step directions for projects such as the Knitted Willy Warmer (to keep you nice and cozy). |
acting, speaking or posing in an exaggeratedly macho fashion.
| Observer Screen 26 Sept. 6: The corporate jargon ‘willy-waving’ is rarely this apposite. | |
| OxfordStudent 27 Nov. 🌐 It was the worst debate I’ve ever attended, it was just a matter of willy-waving and, uh, these little squits just loving the sound of their own voices and making as much noise as they possibly could while saying absolutely nothing. | |
| twitter 23 June 🌐 Next time Cameron wants a willy-waving match with his Eton pals, maybe go back to the bike shed rather than ripping the nation apart? | |
| Observer (London) 9 Feb. 3/2: Is this part of Trump’s willy-waving at Bezos? | |
| Secret Hours 35: [T]his was an empty threat: a bit of dick waving to signal the PM’s fury. |
a condom.
| ‘A dirty little story’ in eye mag. 8 July 🌐 The two of them dabbed the brush, danced the goat’s jig, dug in the whisker and swept the chimney until, just as he was about to do her a kindness, his sweater fell off and he had to put a new willy-welly on. |
In phrases
of a man, to act in an exaggeratedly macho manner.
| ‘Linux Internet nanny software?’ posting 4 Jan. at LinuxUsa.org 🌐 That situation may change at some point in the next twelve months if Alston decides that he wants to wave his willy around a bit to show everyone how powerful he is. |