Green’s Dictionary of Slang

fit to... phr.

In phrases

fit to be tied [the image of one so hysterically furious that they need to be tied down]

furious, enraged and in need, therefore, of restraint.

[UK]T. Moore letter May Memoirs (1857) 116/1: I dare say you are almost mad with delight and fit to be tied at the thoughts of Mr Wortley’s success.
[Ire]Irish Metropolitan Mag. I 377: ‘Is she very mad, Mrs Bantam?’ [...] ‘Mad? She's just fit to be tied. She’ll not stay in the house another week, and small blame to her’.
[UK]Household Words 2 Apr. 425/2: I was as one distraught, as one fit to be tied.
[UK]C. Lever Dodd Family Abroad II 478: When I think of it, after the letter is gone, I'm fit to be tied with impatience.
[Scot]Falkirk Herald 5 Apr. 6/1: Eh, mercy! I’m fit to be tied wi’ a strae [...] I’ve no lauch’t sae muckle for mony a day.
[Ire]Somerville & Ross Real Charlotte II 177: The old devil was fit to be tied.
[Aus]Bulletin (Sydney) 1 Sept. 12/4: Marshall Hall’s accusers are ‘fit to be tied’ when asked for proofs [...] of their bugbear’s alleged devilishness, and seem as if they’d rather see him laid in his grave than shriven of his supposed guilt.
[Ire]K.F. Purdon Dinny on the Doorstep 109: She came back, double quick time, and she fit to be tied!
[Ire]Joyce Ulysses 719: I was fit to be tied though I wouldn’t give in with that gentleman of fashion staring down at me.
[US]D. Parker ‘Big Blonde’ in Penguin Dorothy Parker (1982) 209: The doctor, he says he could have you arrested, doin’ a thing like that. He was fit to be tied.
[US]L. Berg Prison Nurse (1964) 62: He was simply fit to be tied. The more he screamed and raved at them, the more they laughed.
[US]W.R. Burnett High Sierra in Four Novels (1984) 428: Some of the boys that’ve been up all night are fit to be tied.
[Ire]G.A. Little Malachi Horan Remembers 95: There was a woman beyont and she after getting him to make her a churn [...] She was fit to be tied when she found it leaking.
[US]J.P. Donleavy Ginger Man (1958) 277: I was fit to be tied on that Tuesday.
[UK](con. 1930s) D. Behan Teems of Times and Happy Returns 181: When Da heard, he was fit to be tied.
[US]Cab Calloway Of Minnie the Moocher and Me 126: We were fit to be tied.
[Ire](con. 1920s) P. Crosbie Your Dinner’s Poured Out! 219: He was fit to be tied.
[US]R. Price Breaks 355: At first they were fit to be tied, but when my father met Tony all that changed.
[US]A. Rice Witching Hour 576: And was he ever fit to be tied when he discovered that child was gone!
[UK]G. Baxter Unhinged World of Glen Baxter 7: Trevor could tell she was fit to be tied.
fit to bust (also fit to burst, ...split)

1. emotionally moved, either to rage or ecstasy depending on context.

[UK]Thackeray Yellowplush Papers in Works III (1898) 242: She flung herself on a chair, and began to cry fit to bust.
[US]W.C. Hall ‘Mike Hooter’s Bar Story’ Spirit of the Times 26 Jan. (N.Y.) 581: I never see enny thing so funny in all my life! There was I layin’ down behind er log, fit to split.
[UK](con. 1840s–50s) H. Mayhew London Labour and London Poor III 139/1: She came to see me once, and laughed at me fit to bust.
[UK]Liverpool Mercury 31 July 4/1: Them Confederates / [...] Hearts with pent-up malice swellin’ / In your buzzoms fit to bust.
[UK]E.K. Wood Dene Hollow I 299: I got a drop too much inside me yesterday afternoon – and my head’s fit to split.
[US]Grange (MN) 6 July 3/2: Dick puffed and swelled in an awful way ands fit to bust hisself.
[US](con. c.1840) ‘Mark Twain’ Huckleberry Finn 213: Then he blubbers out a pious goody-goody Amen, and [...] goes to crying fit to bust.
[UK]Leicester Chron. 19 July 12/2: She was laughing fit to split.
[UK]Graphic (London) 29 Oct. 13: What abaht my bloomin’ togs [...] you larf fit to bust yourself, but just look at my trahsers!
[UK]C. Rook Hooligan Nights 80: Kate larfin’ fit to bust ’erself.
[Aus]E. Dyson Fact’ry ’Ands 89: He came out on ther John’s arm, ’igh kickin’, ’n’ singin’ fit t’ split.
[US]C.E. Mulford Bar-20 ix: He cussed an hour frontways an’ then trailed back on a dead gallop, with us a-laughin’ fit to bust.
[Scot]Eve. Teleg. (Dundee) 22 Apr. 5/2: Oh, look, there’s a bloomin’ spadger in a fit singing fit to bust ’isself.
[Aus]Bulletin (Sydney) 15 Oct. 13/4: At a pub in Little Bridge he shook a length of rope, sayin’ a rope might come in handy if a bloke wanted to steal a horse. That man was chock-full o’ jokes, ’n’ I couldn’t get along coz he kep’ me laughin’ fit t’ bust.
[[UK]Hull Dly Mail 30 July 3/1: If pressing you to take some more, / the hostess says, ‘You must,’ / Don’t say, ‘I am already full, / And feeling fit to bust’].
[UK]D.L. Sayers Busman’s Honeymoon (1974) 246: Standin’ there ’e was [...] and laffin’ fit to bust, and well ’e might, ’earin’ Joe Sellon carryin’ on that ridiculous.
[Scot]Dundee Courier 30 July 4/1: Poor bun’s yelling fit to bust.
[US]Kerouac letter 6 Oct. in Charters I (1995) 234: I was fit to bust t’see that old reprobate was still alive n’ kicking.
[UK]F. Norman Guntz 194: We all fell about laughing fit to bust.
[UK]D. Nobbs Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin (1976) 64: There was a picture of a very young and handsome Jimmy [...] grinning fit to bust.
[US]R. Price Breaks 12: When he got in this place – you know, what do they call it? The Harvard of upstate New York? – we were fit to bust.
[UK]Guardian Guide 3–9 July 24: Jones still always suggests a child at ease – smiling fit to bust.
R. White Jordan Freeman was My Friend 2: ‘Better’n anybody in the whole village,’ said he, cackling fit to bust.

2. to a very great extent.

[UK] ‘The Drummer’s Stick’ Frisky Vocalist 5: So he laid them all upon the grass, / Brought forth the magic stick, alas! / They look’d at it till fit to burst, / Then had a mill which should have it first.
[UK]Thackeray Yellowplush Papers in Works III (1898) 284: Before the Shevalier had finished smoothing his hat, staring at her, and sighing fit to bust his weskit.
[UK]J. Lindridge Sixteen-String Jack 147: What with the vittels and drink I’m fit to burst.
[US]N.O. Weekly Delta 23 Nov. p.1 in A.P. Hudson Humor of the Old Deep South (1936) n.p.: I [...] never pretends to quit till my bag is chock full, an’ my britches pockets, too, fit to bust.
[Aus]‘Edward Howe’ Roughing It in Van Diemen’s Land 46: They they was a-layin’ about on their backs [...] a-gruntin’ and a-snorin’ like pigs fit to bust.
[Scot]R.L. Stevenson Kidnapped 194: You were running fit to burst.
[UK]B.L. Farjeon Mystery of M. Felix I 147: All the while she’s eating and drinking till she’s fit to bust.
[UK]Boy’s Own Paper 16 Sept. 810: We were fit to burst with laughter.
[Aus]‘Miles Franklin’ My Brilliant Career 258: Fancy a cove sitting down every morning and evening pulling a cow’s tits fit to bust himself.
[UK]Sporting Times 7 Jan. 1/1: ‘You’ve just been sentenced to six months’ hard and you’re laughing fit to burst?’ said the mouthpiece to his client.
[Aus]C.J. Dennis ‘A Woman’s Way’ in Chisholm (1951) 89: Blackwood an’ wattle trees is bloomin’ gay, / Blotchin’ the bonzer green with golden dust; / An’ magpies in ’em singin ’fit to bust.
[US]N. West ‘Miss Lonelyhearts’ in Coll. Works (1975) 262: My pulling my god damed leg along the streets and down in stinking cellars with it all the time hurting fit to burst.
[UK]G. Kersh They Die with Their Boots Clean 7: Your head aches fit to bust.
[US]I. Wolfert Tucker’s People (1944) 252: Let out a scream fit to split, threw the scissors on the floor and ran away.
[UK]T. Jones Curse of the Vampire Socks 16: And I sneezed – fit to bust!
fit to kill

(orig. US) a phr. used of something done to excess, esp. of one’s dress.

[UK] ‘The Mouthful’ in Cuckold’s Nest 13: One morn in the summer this old swell walked out [...] When he saw pretty Kitty, with looks fit to kill.
[US]M.L. Byrn Adventures of Fudge Fumble 100: When she took a liking to a man, she was very familiar, and would ‘love fit to kill’.
[US]C. Chesnutt ‘The Goophered Grapevine’ in Conjure Woman (1899) 18: One er de niggers hearn hi laffin’ wid de oberseah fit to kill.
[UK]W.S. Maugham Liza of Lambeth (1966) 69: Yer know, Liza, I love yer – fit to kill.
[US]Eve. Star (Wash., DC) 24 Dec. 1/5: The widder kind o’ felt her oats, and we reeled it off [...] fit to kill.
[US]S.E. White Arizona Nights 183: Denton [...] laughing fit to kill, danced off up the beach.
[UK]G. Stratton-Porter Harvester 60: You are working fit to kill, the neighbours say.
[US](con. 1917–18) S.V. Benét Beginning of Wisdom 226: We dress ’em all up [...] fit to kill.
[Aus]H. Drake-Brockman Men Without Wives II i: Dressed fit to kill, eh?
[Ire](con. 1890s) S. O’Casey Pictures in the Hallway 306: He came dressed fit to kill, with a fine geranium or a dainty rose fast fixed in his buttonhole.
[Aus]D. Stivens Jimmy Brockett 203: All the week I had been laughing up my sleeve fit to kill, and then last night I decided to let ’em have the king hit.
[US]J. Kirkwood There Must Be a Pony! 243: They were laughing and slapping each other fit to kill.
[UK]P. Theroux Murder in Mount Holly (1999) 28: He dressed fit to kill and was very well-mannered.
[US]Eble Campus Sl. Spring 2: fit to kill – extremely dressed up.
[US]C.J. Harper My Mother’s Sin 8: My parents say that he had me with him in his car in an outfit fit to kill.