Green’s Dictionary of Slang

kipper n.1

[an affectionate nickname]

1. a person, esp. a young or small person, a child.

[UK]W. Pett Ridge Minor Dialogues 80: I’ll tell mar about you, I will, you saucy young kipper, you!
[UK]‘Doss Chiderdoss’ ‘You Can’t Go By Looks’ Sporting Times 31 Mar. 1/4: You can’t go by looks, look at Billy Mugg’s nipper, / Who’s a smart little kid, but a saucy young kipper, / Though ’e ain’t more than three and a bit.
[UK]J. Ware Passing Eng. of the Victorian Era 141/2: Giddy young whelp (London, 1896). Youth about town [...] Giddy kipper was the first development.
[Ire]Joyce Ulysses 305: Myler dusted the floor with him [...] Handed him the father and mother of a beating. See the little kipper not up to his navel and the big fellow swiping.
[UK]W. Watson Miss Pettigrew Lives For A Day (2000) 216: You naughty girl. You giddy old kipper. Where have you been?
[Aus](con. 1940s) T.A.G. Hungerford Sowers of the Wind 204: The kippers have got orders not to go out about alone now.
[UK]A. Baron Lowlife (2001) 73: The little kipper toddled between us, holding both our hands.

2. (Aus.) an Englishman, an English immigrant; also attrib. [like the kipper, he is ‘two-faced with no guts’].

[Aus]R. Rivett Behind Bamboo 397/1: Kipper, Englishman.
[Aus]Sun. Sun (Sydney) 8 Aug. Supplement 15: An able seaman on a kipper warship called the Eagle [OED].
[UK]Marshall & Drysdale Journey among Men 190: This unloveable trait has led to the application of the expression kipper to a certain type of Englishman. A kipper, by virtue of its processing, has become two-faced with no guts.
[Aus]J. Wynnum I’m a Jack, All Right 17: This is a terrific opportunity for you — a ruddy kipper — to see something of the real Australia.
[UK]Sun. Times Mag. 12 Oct. 76: Eric Heffer once referred to his Parliamentary colleagues as ‘a load of bloody kippers; two faced and no guts’.
[Aus]B. Hornadge Aus. Slanguage (1989) 170: Another [...] common expression directed at Englishmen – a Kipper.
[Aus]R.G. Barrett You Wouldn’t Be Dead for Quids (1989) 107: These kippers have jumped the gun [...] Now they want to get smart about it.

3. one’s face.

[UK]Indep. Rev. 8 Mar. 7: ‘I’ll hit him with a bottle [...] right in his kipper,’ (That’s Mancunian for ‘face’, incidentally).
[UK]K. Sampson Outlaws (ms.) 23: Fonzie’s not exactly knocked out to see my own cheery kipper knocking at the door.
[UK]K. Sampson Killing Pool 14: The kipper on her when we walkas in here — strippers on and everything.

4. (Irish) a red-head.

[Ire]P. Howard Teenage Dirtbag Years 16: Who’s the kipper?
[Ire]P. Howard Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nightdress 72: She’s got red hair and I’ve never really been into kippers.

In compounds

Kipperland (n.)

see separate entry.

SE in slang uses

In compounds

In phrases

do (up) like a kipper (v.)

see under do v.1

you couldn’t box kippers

a phr. used to decry a person as a physical weakling.

[UK]Barltrop & Wolveridge Muvver Tongue 57: It is said of a weak fighter that he ‘can’t box kippers’ or ‘couldn’t punch a hole in a paper bag’.
[UK]Partridge DSUE (8th edn) 126/2: [...] since ca. 1920.