bullshit n.
1. nonsense, lies, thus call bullshit, to accuse one of lying.
Dly Gaz. (Las Vegas, NM) 12 Sept. 1: Special Agent Adams came in from Denver yesterday and last night arrested B– S– Jack, Slap Jack Bill, both noted characters, and a man named Webb at a saloon on the east side. | ||
in Rose Letters of Wyndham Lewis (1963) 66: Eliot has sent me Bullshit and the Ballad for Big Louise. They are excellent bits of scholarly ribaldry. | ||
Enormous Room (1928) 194: When we asked him once what he thought about the war, he replied, ‘I t’ink lotta bullsh-t,’ which, upon copious reflection, I decided absolutely expressed my own point of view. | ||
Call It Sleep (1977) 246: Dot’s a lodda bullshit, Pedey. | ||
(con. 1944) Naked and Dead 340: I’m not political, that’s bullshit, everything’s bullshit. | ||
On The Road (1972) 48: You’re talking absolute bullshit. | ||
Rage in Harlem (1969) 125: I don’t believe a God-damned word of that bullshit. | ||
Cannibals 68: Money talks – bullshit walks. | ||
All Looks Yellow to the Jaundiced Eye 103: Pure bull and a yard wide, but the melody caught me by the throat and made me gulp. | ||
Street Players 10: That ain’t nothing but bullshit ya keep kickin’ back and forth. | ||
Brown’s Requiem 145: It had started out to be rhapsodic bullshit, but on finishing I felt that the whole fabric of lies contained some intrinsic truth. | ||
Doing Time app. C 243: I don’t like people [...] big-noting themselves, and trying to be big-time. It’s all bullshit. | ||
(con. c.1970) Phantom Blooper 189: Man, you are so out of date, even your bullshit is bullshit. | ||
Paydirt [ebook] ‘If there’s any bullshit [...] we hit hard and fast’. | ||
Filth 188: No way am I taking any bullshit fae the likes of Drummond. | ||
Indep. Rev. 9 Aug. 1: That’s what’s happening here, the same old hippie bullshit. | ||
Wind & Monkey (2013) [ebook] Warren reckoned she was just plain frustrated and under all the feminist bullshit she’d kill for a root. | ||
Westsiders 151: There was a lot of bullshit, man. There was so much turmoil in the air. | ||
Cherry Pie [ebook] The whole idea of ‘auras’ was so much new age bullshit. | ||
All the Colours 301: [T]he story was bullshit. It was a bullshit story. | ||
Life 58: Rock and roll [...] no bullshit, no violins and ladies’ choruses and schmaltz. | ||
Guardian 18 Dec. 18/1: It’s been a marvellous year for bullshit . | ||
Gone Girl 179: [I]t feels so good to tell your story to a stranger, someone who won’t call bullshit, someone forced to listen to your side. | ||
August Snow [ebook] ‘Church is exactly the place for bullshit’. | ||
Scrublands [ebook] ‘It’s bullshit, but people believe what they want to believe’. | ||
Broken 118: ‘The key to talking to the media is bullshit, then some more bullshit, then conclude by sprinkling some bullshit on the bullshit’. | ‘The San Diego Zoo’ in||
Braywatch 362: ‘I’m calling bullshit on that’. | ||
Orphan Road 33: [H]er debauched sense of humour, and intolerance for bullshit. |
2. (also bull manure) rubbish, anything second-rate or useless.
Letters to James Joyce (1968) 25: I enclose a prize sample of bull shit. | letter 14 Feb. in Read||
Sel. Letters (1981) 425: In talk you can winnow out the bullshit which we put so pontifically when we write literary letters. | letter 16 Dec. in Baker||
Bound for Glory (1969) 383: They want ya ta sing pure ol’ bull manure an’ nothin else. | ||
We Were the Rats 124: I doan want any bible-bashing bastard who’s never seen me before mumblin’ any bull— over me. | ||
letter 9 June in Leader (2000) 556: This is just the official bullshit – thanks anyway for your stuff. | ||
City of Night 27: All those lights, sure you think theyre Pretty [...] It’s bullshit — got the same fuckin lights in New Orleans. | ||
Life and Times of Little Richard (1985) 129: I didn’t accept that kind of bullshit. | ||
Corner (1998) 78: S’all bullshit out there nowadays [...] Nothing but got-damn chemicals. Ain’t been no real dope out here for ten years. | ||
Crumple Zone 15: Yuppie balconies on the opposite bank laden with Ikea bullshit. |
3. an object or task that is seen as annoying, irritating or ‘nonsense’.
Mint (1955) 85: He knew my painstaking was a defiant judgement upon himself. ‘You’re good at bull-shit,’ he wheezed [...] ‘now come and set out my knives and forks.’ [Ibid.] 88: ‘Proper bull-shit,’ grumbled Lofty when made to Silvo his boot-blacking tin till it simulated silver. Bull-shit it was. | ||
Swag, the Spy and the Soldier in Lehmann Penguin New Writing No. 26 56: Parades and bullshit got on his wick. | ||
‘Bullshit’ in Mess Songs & Rhymes of the RAAF 23: Bullshit, it doesn’t mean a thing to us, / Bullshit, who cares if Airborne makes a fuss. | ||
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Right As Rain 161: Franklin pointed a lazy finger at the unit. ‘Uh-uh. Turn that bullshit off or I walk away.’. | ||
Rubdown [ebook] I told you to stay away from this bullshit. | ||
Constitutionally Speaking 29 Oct. 🌐 Obvious bull manure, the poor die, the rich get laid and live. |
4. nonsensical reasons.
Joey Piss Pot 89: ‘Our inside guys are afraid to talk to us now. Half a dozen associates rounded up for bullshit yesterday’. |
5. showing off.
(con. WWII) Soldier Erect 31: Heyes front! Bags of bullshit! Show these bloody Wogs they’ve got the Mendips here! |
6. an argument.
No Beast So Fierce 72: Okay, Willy. Forget our little bullshit. | ||
Blood Brothers 2: If he gave Tommy any bullshit he would get a flick behind the ear that would sting like a bastard. |
7. (US drugs) marijuana.
(con. 1969) M. Herr Dispatches 131: We can smoke some bullshit. |
8. used metonymically to characterize a person.
(con. 1940s) Tattoo (1977) 232: His voice took a deep dive until he sounded just like his big bullshit of an old man. | ||
Only Fools and Horses [TV script] I’ve just had a very interesting conversation with Chief Inspector Slater, you know bullshit of the yard. | ‘To Hull and Back’
In derivatives
nonsensical quality, insubstantiality.
Dirtbag, Massachusetts 83: She weighed the bullshittiness of my sotry against my very impessive pratfall. |
In compounds
anyone with a good line of persuasive, if insincere patter.
(con. 1944) Naked and Dead 71: Conn was the b.s. artist from way back. | ||
China Station 37: Name Ah Yuan Age You name it Occupation Bullshit artist Address Doubtful. | ||
Goodbye to The Hill (1966) 173: Redmond, the king of the all-time bullshit artists. | ||
Mean Streets [film script] 21: You are [...] the biggest, most pretentious bullshit thrower I know. | ||
Maledicta 1 (Summer) 14: If he is fundamentally dishonest and a liar to boot, he’s a bullshitter, or a bullshit artist (B.A.). | ||
Puberty Blues 115: Look at Lorraine Peck. The bullshit artist [...] She doesn’t hit up you know. She just scratches herself and coughs, the rag. | ||
London Fields 191: A performing artist, a bullshit artist, something of a piss artist, and a considerable sack artist. | ||
Sydney Morn. Herald 3 Jan. 11/3: Both are prize bullshit artists blessed with effortless reserves of charm. | ||
Yes We have No 200: The only ones who are in clover are the bullshit artists. | ||
Destination: Morgue! (2004) 40: I put the art in bullshit artiste. | ‘Where I Get My Weird Shit’ in||
Londonstani (2007) 14: Greasy sleazebag bullshit merchant. | ||
Cherry Pie [ebook] ‘It’s terrific to finally meet you. Simone talks about you all the time.’ No I didn’t. What a bullshit artist. | ||
Base Nature [ebook] ‘You’re a bullshit merchant, but you don’t mean me no harm’. | ||
Seven Demons 225: Banjo Telemark is an actual prankster. A known international bullshit merchant. | ||
(con. 1962) Enchanters 89: She is [...] the fantasist and premier bullshit artist of our time. |
(N.Z.) Air Force headquarters, then subseq. Parliament.
Reed Dict. of N.Z. Sl. 37: Bullshit Castle Air Force headquarters, in the perception of our WWII airmen, applied frequently ever since to Parliament. |
see bull session n.
In phrases
uncompromising.
(con. 1960s) Whoreson 235: Stella had given me an outright, no-bullshit choice. | ||
Golden Orange (1991) 38: She wore those round, no bullshit, yuppie eyeglasses. | ||
Black Tide (2012) [ebook] Jack [...] a piece of no-bullshit advice. You don’t want to be involved. | ||
Turning Angel 196: Sonny fixes me with a no-bullshit stare. | ||
Cherry 106: The guy ended up living. So Burnes had done well and Thorpe was a hero—a no-bullshit, shot hero. |