Green’s Dictionary of Slang

skirt n.

1. a woman, usu. an attractive woman.

[Aus]Coburg Leader (Vic.) 1 June 4/5: Charley J. down East hooked an allright piece of black velvet [...] surely it was’nt his Sunday skirt.
[US]A.H. Lewis ‘Mollie Matches’ in Sandburrs 47: I’m goin’ along wit’ an old fat skirt, called Mother Worden.
[US]H. Green Actors’ Boarding House (1906) 30: Aw, them skoits is dopes, on the dead level.
[UK]C. Holme Lonely Plough (1931) 157: Two of the maids have threatened to give notice if he goes on calling them ‘Skirts’.
[Aus]Sport (Adelaide) 7 Mar. 5/2: If C.T. doesn’t let the City skirt alone, ‘Sport’ is going to tell his Balaklava girl.
[US]O.O. McIntyre New York Day by Day 17 Jan. [synd. col.] He inquired of the chauffeur just who the ‘skirt’ was.
[Aus]Smith’s Wkly (Sydney) 24 Dec. 24/2: However slight the excuse for slang at any time there is too little excuse nowadays for referring to a girl as a ‘skirt’.
[US]O.O. McIntyre White Light Nights 19: A self-appointed ‘Mayor,’ [...] and his ‘skoit’ Nellie, the best ‘spieler’ in the dance halls.
[UK](con. WW1) P. MacDonald Patrol 41: ‘Topper [...] what’s the dick like out in Wopland?’ [...] ‘What about the skirt?’.
[US](con. 1900s–10s) Dos Passos 42nd Parallel in USA (1966) 322: Hendrix said he’d picked up with a skirt that was a warm baby and he was getting his nookie every night.
[UK]G. Greene Gun for Sale (1973) 142: I don’t fall for girls [...] You won’t find me ever going soft on a skirt.
[US] in G. Legman Limerick (1953) 293: A vigorous fellow named Bert / Was attracted by every new skirt.
[Aus]S.L. Elliott Rusty Bugles I iv: ollie.: I haven’t seen a sheila for seventeen months. chris.: Yes you have. You seen the abo skirt.
[US]H. Simmons Corner Boy 90: Go on, chase the skirt, I don’t mind.
[UK]J.R. Ackerley We Think The World Of You (1971) 94: What are you sticking out your eyes at? A skirt, I suppose.
[Aus] ‘Whisper All Aussie Dict.’ in Kings Cross Whisper (Sydney) xl 4/5: skirt: Female.
[US](con. c.1900) J. Thompson King Blood (1989) 39: This scared-to-death little skirt.
[US]E. Torres After Hours 47: ‘Get killed over a big money deal, not over a bottle of wine and a skirt’.
[Ire]S. McAughtry Belfast 111: This skirt was a smasher.
[US]‘Joe Bob Briggs’ Joe Bob Goes to the Drive-In 30: Anyway, these two skirts have lunch on an airplane.
[UK]Guardian Sport 1 Jan. 16: A handy piece of spic skirt.
[UK]J. Baker Chinese Girl (2001) 191: And the Chinky skirt should go home, save her having another accident.
[US]E. Weiner Drop Dead, My Lovely (2005) 1: She was a tall skirt, maybe five eight.
[US]J. Ellroy Widespread Panic 55: Hustle up some good-looking skirts.

2. a generic term for women as a group.

[UK]C.J.C. Hyne Further Adventures of Captain Kettle 298: If any of you rats of men shove your way down here [...] before all the skirt is ferried across, you’ll get knocked on the head.
[Aus]Sport (Adelaide) 8 Mar. 12/4: They Say [...] That Alick M and Harold R are fond of motor trips to Mannum. Any skirt up there, boys, or is the beer better?
[UK]Nichols & Tully Twenty Below Act I: Has he had all the swell skirt I’ve had?
[UK]V. Davis Gentlemen of the Broad Arrows 97: You know what lags are [...] when there’s any skirt about.
[UK]M. Amis London Fields 79: What she expect? Moaning on. Baby this. Baby that. Can’t sleep. Babies is what skirt does.
[UK]Observer Mag. 5 Sept. 33: Chasing skirt, usually in the form of impressionable young European and American students.
[Aus]P. Temple Broken Shore (2007) [ebook] If can get those rural dorks [...] not [to] spend the shift keeping a look out for skirt to pull over.
[Scot](con. 1980s) I. Welsh Skagboys 239: Besides, wars over skirt, you can forget it.
[Aus](con. 1943) G.S. Manson Coorparoo Blues [ebook] [T]hey’d spent a great deal of time chasing skirt up and down Piccadilly’s back streets.

3. attrib. use of sense 2.

[US]S. Ford Shorty McCabe on the Job 65: Didn’t know Pyramid ever had any skirt complications.
[US]Broadway Brevities Aug. 40/2: His alcoholic skirt parties can not be conducted in his own quarters in the 57th street hostelry.
[US]J. Langone Life at the Bottom 188: Place is becomin’ Skirt City.
[US]J. Ellroy Hilliker Curse 7: My mom told a friend that my dad craved skirt action.

4. (UK black) as sense 1 but used of a lesbian.

[US]‘Digg Mee’ ‘Observation Post’ in N.Y. Age 12 Oct. 10/6: This is a tale of two perverts..of love existing between two ‘skirts’.

In compounds

skirt campaign (n.)

the pursuit of women.

[UK]Anon. [perf. Vesta Tilley] Sidney’s in Civvies Again 🎵 Sidney's in civvies again. Sidney's home once more / He’s done fighting on the far off shore / [...] /But he's still got military ways, though he's on a skirt campaign.
skirt-chaser (n.) (also chaser of skirts)

(orig. W.I./US) a Don Juan, a habitual and dedicated ladies’ man; thus skirt-chasing, womanizing.

[US]Hiawatha Dly World (KS) 17 June 1/4: Nowawdays the booze fighter and skirt chaser can’t hold a place on a ball club.
[Can]Winnipeg Trib. (Manitoba) 15 Sept. 32/2: ‘We can’t have any skirt-chasers on this club [...] we’re in the business of winning ball games, we’ll let the lizards win the ladies’.
[US]E. Walrond Tropic Death (1972) 172: A pack o’ rum-drinkin’, skirt-chasin’ scoundrels – dat’s wuh duh is!
[US]E. Hoffman Price ‘Revolt of the Damned’ in Double-Action Gang June 🌐 I guess those skirt chasing bastards will think twice.
Pittsburgh Post-Gaz. (PA) 21 Dec. 47/4: He is a born skirt-chaser.
[US]F.S. Fitzgerald ‘Pat Hobby’s Christmas Wish’ in Pat Hobby Stories (1967) 27: Yeah, he was a skirt chaser then.
[UK]A. Wright Under the Whip 15: His sort always put skirt-chasing before anything else.
[US]A. Hynd We Are the Public Enemies 134: A good looking skirt-chaser.
[US]E. Hunter Blackboard Jungle 321: I’m gonna let you have this skirt-chaser, this Satan of the Satin Slip.
[Aus]J. Holledge Great Aust. Gamble 66: [M]odernising Sherlock Holmes into some hard-drinking, fist-swinging, skirt-chasing ‘private eye’.
[US](con. 1916) G. Swarthout Tin Lizzie Troop (1978) 23: He was [...] the most single-minded chaser of skirts.
[US]E. Dahlberg Olive of Minerva 43: Sure I was a skirt-chaser, a fleshy josher.
[US]H. Rawson Dict. of Invective (1991) 82: A chippie chaser is a skirt chaser.
[US]G. Jen Typical American (1998) 38: It was what a skirt chaser deserved.
[US]‘Touré’ Portable Promised Land (ms.) 44: A man who could outchase the fastest skirt-chaser.
[US]Dly Record (Mirristown, NJ) 22 May 48/1: The man I have been seeing for almost two years [...] is a skirt-chaser.
skirt-crazy (adj.)

obsessed by women.

[US]S. Fisher ‘You’ll Always Remember Me’ in Penzler Pulp Fiction (2007) 179: ‘Skirt crazy! Skirt crazy!’; mumbled the guy.
skirt duty (n.)

of a woman, the practice of acting in a way designed to attract men; of a man, associating with women.

[Ire]Joyce Ulysses 758: He was throwing his sheeps eyes at those two doing skirt duty up and down.
[US] AS XLVII:1–2 102: That evening, Jim detailed himself to some more ‘skirt duty’.
skirtman (n.)

(US black) a man who is dominated by his female partner.

[US]J.L. Dillard Lex. Black Eng. 87: Because she restricts his movements, however, he is scornfully described as a skirtman.
skirt party (n.)

(US campus) a party to which women are invited.

[US]Star-Gaz. (Elmira, NY) 15 May 4/3: Yale College Slang [...] Williams was diked out to beat the band and was bound for a skirt party somewhere.
skirt patrol (n.)

(US) the activity of wandering around looking for female companionship.

[US]‘Bill O. Lading’ You Chirped a Chinful!! n.p.: Skirt Patrol: Looking for dames.
(con. WWII) Robert Mooney Father of the Man Prologue: He’d show a wallet photo of his wife like it was a holy card, but he went out on skirt patrol pretty regular.

In phrases

bit of skirt (n.)

a woman.

[Aus]Truth (Sydney) 17 Apr. 3/1: [O]ne mounted policeman [...] demanded free admission [to a circus] for himself and his ‘bit o’ skirt’ .
[UK]Worcs. Chron. 7 July 6/2: He made love to, an’ eventually married, a bit o’ skirt as black as the ace o’ spades.
[Aus]Bulletin (Sydney) 7 Dec. 27/4: You and yer yeller-haired piece? [...] Think I don’t know nothin’, young feller? Yes! I’m a married man – or used to be. I’ll tell you about it if you like – jest to show you wot a bit o’ fancy skirt can do.
[US]Times Democrat (New Orleans, LA) 31 July 47/4: The ‘bit of skirt’ gave him an encouraging smile.
[[Aus]Truth (Brisbane) 25 July 3/4: ‘The Giptians, rags an’ all, are better than all your talent; they don't go sneakin’ a cobber's bit o skirt when he’s away’.
[US]Rising Sun 25 Dec. 8/1: I sneaks along to barricks, and I tries to dodge the guard, / When I hears a voice say, ‘Who goes there,’ I says ‘It’s me, old pard.’ / He takes me to the sergeant who shoves me in the klink, / And all because I dallied with a bit of skirt in pink.
[UK]Derby Dly Teleg. 9 Oct. 6/5: ‘Why was Adam the first butcher?’ — ‘Because he exchanged a rib for a bit of skirt’.
[UK]Louis MacNeice ‘Bagpipe Music’ in Coll. Poems 97: It’s no go the Yogi-Man, it’s no go Blavatsky, / All we want is a bank balance and a bit of skirt in a taxi.
[US]Chicago Sun. Trib. 10 Nov. part 7 4/5: She was Alfred’s bit of skirt.
[Ire]P. Boyle At Night All Cats Are Grey 103: Yon lemonade-drinking string of misery would condemn a man because he was fond of a jar and a bit of skirt.
[UK](con. WWII) B. Aldiss Soldier Erect 105: Their pushers, their bits of skirt, were evidently dispatched with amazing aplomb.
[Aus]M. Bail Holden’s Performance (1989) 333: That bit of skirt of yours in Manly, time you stopped frigging about with her.
[UK]M. Anthony Midnight Come 157: Trying to get off with a bit of skirt, more like!

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