Green’s Dictionary of Slang

Lombard Street to a china orange phr.

also Lombard Street to a Brummagem sixpence, ...to an eggshell, ...to ninepence; one hundred pounds to a China orange, St Paul’s to a China orange
[Lombard Street, a centre of London banking since the 12C + SE china orange. The sweet orange (Citrus aurantium) was first sold in London in the mid-17C and by the 19C it was used figuratively to mean anything of minimal value. The bet wagers the wealth that is available in the street’s banks against the almost valueless orange]

the longest possible odds, an absolute certainty.

Murphy Gray’s Inn Journal No. xi: 30 Dec. I’ll lay all Lombard-street to an egg-shell that it is true.
[UK]Sporting Mag. Mar. XIII 337/2: I’ll hold you one hundred pounds to a China orange, that your Magazine is neglected as low and vulgar.
[UK]‘One of the Fancy’ Tom Crib’s Memorial to Congress 38: All Lombard-street to nine-pence on it. *Note. More usually Lombard St. to a china orange. There are several of these fanciful forms of betting – Chelsea College to a sentry-box; Pompey’s pillar to a stick of sealing-wax, etc. etc.
[UK]‘An Amateur’ Real Life in London I 83: There was a most excellent mill at Moulsey Hurst on Thursday last, between the Gas-light man, who appears to be a game chicken, and a prime hammerer — he can give and take with any man — and Oliver — Gas beat him hollow, it was all Lombard-street to a china orange.
[UK]Morn. Post (London) 27 Mar. 3/4: It was no Lombard-street to an orange.
[UK]‘Lighterman’ in Universal Songster I 23/2: ‘A China orange to Lombard Street / on Jack,’ the boys did cry.
G. Daniel Sworn at Highgate I iv: I’d bet Lombard Street to a Brummagem sixpence.
[UK]Egan Bk of Sports 52: He must prove the winner, ‘Lombard Street to a China-orange’ and no mistake.
[UK]Hertford Mercury 19 Dec. 2/6: We would bet Lombard Street to a China orange that he never gets in.
[UK]Lytton Caxtons I Pt iv 167: ‘It’s Lombard Street to a China orange,’ quoth uncle Jack. ‘Are the odds in favour of fame against failure so great?’ [...] answered my father.
[UK]Exeter & Plymouth Gaz. 17 July 8/5: To draw any comparision between these men would be ridiculous [...] it was all Lombard Street to a China orange.
[UK]Hereford Jrnl 7 Dec. 4/1: All Lonbard-street to an egg-shell, I have it! He’s staying with the Man in the Moon! [...] to a certainty!
[UK]R. Nicholson Rogue’s Progress (1966) 102: Then the betting on Owen became St. Paul’s to a China orange.
[UK]D. Cook Paul Foster’s Daughter III 241: What chance have I of winning Sylvia Foster now? [...] Why, it’s Lombard-street to a China orange against me!
[UK]‘Old Calabar’ Won in a Canter I 27: ‘Now, Rasper, as you know, cannot ride, and my friend can, so it is Lombard Street to a China orange’.
[Ind]H. Hartigan Stray Leaves (1st ser.) 239: But ‘all Lombard Street to a China orange,’ there are few of my readers who have come across a description of a Christmas Day in a barrack-room.
[UK]Morpeth Herald 1 Oct. 6/3: It’s Lombard Street to a China orange that I shall clap the darbies on him before morning.
[UK]Eve. Standard 9 Nov. 1/1: We describe the betting upon a moral certainty as being all Lombard-street to a china orange.
[UK] in N&Q CLII (1927) 189/2: Lombard Street to a china orange did not represent the odds against Horsford.
[US]N.Y. Dly Tribune 26 June 7/4: It’s all Lombard Street to a china orange against his bothering you [...] with any plea but guilty.
[Scot]Eve. Teleg. 24 Nov. 5/5: On Saturday it certainly looked all Lombard Street to a China orange on Preston North End.
F. Muirhead Blue Guide to London 375: Lombard Street, the proverbial wealth of which is indicated in the phrase ‘All . . . China orange.’.
A. Dobson Later Essays i ii: The eighteenth century ‘All ... China orange.’.
[Scot]Dundee Courier 22 Oct. 7/7: It seemed ‘all Lombard Street to a China orange’ on the ‘Vixen’.
[Scot]Eve. Teleg. 23 July 8/2: The betting is ‘all Lombard Street to a China orange’ that every one of the twelve will be [...] an advocate.