Green’s Dictionary of Slang

Jonathan Simonizer n.

[var. on apple-polisher n.; Jonathan, a kind of apple + Simonizer, a brand of wax]

(US campus) a toady, a sycophant.

[US] ‘Campus Sl. at Minnesota’ in AS XX:3 Oct. 233/2: We hopped in the Son Chiot belonging to Jonathan Simonizer and drove off, waving merrily from the observation platform.
[US]Eble Sl. and Sociability 16: Jonathan Simonizer (a synonym of apple polisher, in which Jonathan ‘a kind of apple’ replaces apple and Simonizer ‘a brand of wax’ replaces polisher) for ‘one who curries favor’.