Green’s Dictionary of Slang

how-do-you-do n.1

also how-de-do, howdeedo, howdy-do, how-d’ye-do
[rhy. sl.]

1. (US) a thrashing; also attrib.

[US]‘Hector Bull-us’ Diverting Hist. of John Bull and Brother Jonathan 42: The Frogmoreans came [...] flourishing their broom staffs, with full intention of giving Bull’s tenants a how-d’ye-do, that they would not forget as long as they lived.
[UK]R. Beach Pardners (1912) 13: Of all the cordial, why-how-do-you-do mule kicks handed down [...] that wallop was the adopted daddy.

2. a problem, a difficulty, a fuss; usu. as a fine/pretty how-do-you-do [= stew n.1 or SE to-do].

[US]A. Greene Life and Adventures of Dr Dodimus Duckworth I 206: Alive! eh! that’s a pretty how-d-ye-do!
[US]T. Haliburton Sam Slick in England I 125: I’ve had a pretty how-do-ye-do about it this mornin’.
[US]J.G. Baldwin Flush Times of Alabama and Mississippi 306: Hoot, man, what are you making all that how-de-do for?
[Aus]Bell’s Life in Sydney 25 Sept. 3/4: Mrs Howe [...] missed her purse when about to pay the reckoning. A pretty how-dye-do was raised.
[UK]Belfast Morn. News 1 May 4/2: This is a pretty how d’ye do [...] my wife gone on to New York alone, and I left behind.
[NZ]N.Z. Observer (Auckland) 22 Jan. 180/4: There has [...] been a fine how-dye-do re my remarks about the Schnackenberg esclandre.
[US](con. c.1840) ‘Mark Twain’ Huckleberry Finn 303: That would be a pretty howdy-do, wouldn’t it! I never heard of such a thing.
[UK]Leeds Times 19 Sept. 3/5: [headline] Here’s a Pretty How D’Ye Do.
[Aus]Truth (Sydney) 19 Feb. 1/3: The natives came and saw and slew, / And made a bloody how d’ye do.
[US](con. 1875) F.T. Bullen Cruise of the ‘Cachalot’ 163: When we got to them, there was a pretty how-d’ye-do. All of them were more or less drunk.
[UK]Cliffe & Moore [perf. Marie Lloyd] The Coster’s Wedding 🎵 There’s bin a reg’lar ‘How-de-do-dee-do’ this Sunday, boys / For sich a splicing-up o’ pairs you never saw.
[UK]E. Pugh Spoilers 71: What’s all the fuss? [...] Makin’ all this how-de-do as if you was a real lady.
[Aus]Western Champion (Barcakldine, Qld) 16 Mar. 12/2: It looks as though all the how-d’ye-do and hullaballoo about the Premier’s immigration scheme was far too previous.
[US]L.W. Payne Jr ‘Word-List From East Alabama’ in DN III:iv 322: howdy-do, n. [...] commotion, uproar. ‘She found a pretty howdy-do at her house when she got home.’.
[Ire]Joyce ‘Ivy Day in the Committee Room’ Dubliners (1956) 121: ‘That’s a nice how-do-you-do,’ said Mr O’Connor. ‘How does he expect us to work for him if he won’t stump up?’.
[US]Van Loan ‘Sanguinary Jeremiah’ in Old Man Curry 137: That’s a fine howdy-do!’ snapped the exasperated old man.
[US]B. Hecht A Thousand and One Afternoons [ebook] Well, well, here's a howdeedo. His nobs is going to play the concerto. Good-by, good luck and God bless him.
[UK](con. 1835–40) P. Herring Bold Bendigo 308: On my life and soul here’s a how-d’ye do!
[US]H.C. Witwer Classics in Sl. 57: Well, naturally enough, they was a great how de do about the thing the next mornin’.
[UK]B. Lubbock Bully Hayes 60: Here was a pretty how-de-do!
[US]D. Runyon ‘Cemetery Bait’ in Runyon on Broadway (1954) 522: It is a pretty how-do-you-do if such goings-on are tolerated in society circles.
[US]A. Kober Parm Me 141: A fine hoddeya do, Doc says.
[NZ]D. Davin For the Rest of Our Lives 368: A good deal of firing and general howd’youdo on the flanks.
[UK]N. Streatfeild Grass in Piccadilly 109: I should think there’s a nice how-de-do going on on the nursery floor.
[UK]A. Buckeridge Jennings Goes To School 76: There’ll be an awful how-d’you-do if you don’t turn up.
[UK]J.R. Ackerley We Think The World Of You (1971) 60: ‘That’d be a how-d’you-do!’ Millie cackled.
[UK]P. Theroux Picture Palace 172: This is a fine how-do-you-do.

3. in pl., trousers.

[UK]B. Bennett ‘A Tale of the Rockies’ in Billy Bennett’s Third Budget 26: He was shot in two places, when down came his braces, / He’d to hold up his how-do-you-does.

4. (US) in pl., ladies underwear, pyjamas.

[US]J. Spenser Limey 215: D’ya like the colour of the how-d’ye-do, Limey? Oh-de-Neel, she called it.