Green’s Dictionary of Slang

smart as... adj.

SE in slang uses

In phrases

...a carrot (new scraped), ...half-scraped

smartly dressed.

[UK]R. Tomlinson Sl. Pastoral 3: And I still was as smart as a carrot all day.
[UK]Grose Classical Dict. of the Vulgar Tongue (2nd edn) n.p.: Spruce, fine: as smart as a carrot new scraped.
[UK]Era (London) 14 Mar. 3: Saw Dilly looking as smart as a fresh scraped carrot.
[UK]Gloucester Citizen 8 Nov. 3/5: A brush up once a week makes us as smart as a carrot half scraped.
[UK]G.F. Northall Folk-Phrases of Four Counties 11: As smart as a carrot. Said of one gaily dressed.
Beloit Dly Call (KS) 14 Sept. 8/4: ‘You, my dear, [...] would have been smart as a carrot’.
[UK]Western Morn. News 9 July 3/4: He’s so smart as a carrot half scraped.
[UK]Western Times (Devon) 23 July 2/5: Ees, I reckon [...] Smart’s a carrot half-scraped.
[UK]Guardian 20 Nov. 14/1: ‘She’s as smart as a carrot wi’ jugs on’.
...a rat with a gold tooth

(Aus.) very smartly dressed.

personal recollection.
[Aus]Penguin Bk of More Aus. Jokes 410: He asks him to explain how someone who looks as smart as a rat with a gold tooth can be so silly as to wear a fox hat.
...be-damned

very well dressed.

[UK]Partridge DSUE (1984) 1094/2: [...] C.20.