Green’s Dictionary of Slang

jackanory n.

also jack
[rhy. sl.; ult. the UK children’s TV programme, Jackanory, which involved stories being read aloud]

1. a story; also as v. to tell a tale.

[Ire]P. Howard Miseducation of Ross O’Carroll-Kelly (2004) 191: What’s the Jackanory?
[Ire]P. Howard Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nightdress 54: I peg it up [...] to see what the Jackanory is.
[Scot]T. Black Gutted 107: What’s the Jackanory with him and Rab Hart?
[UK]A. Wheatle Crongton Knights 131: Bit and Jonah? Dancing? You’re not jackanoring me???!!!
[Ire]P Howard Braywatch I’m like, ‘Claire? What’s the Jack?’: .

2. a lie, i.e. a ‘tall story’.

[UK]J. Sullivan ‘Thicker than Water’ Only Fools and Horses [TV script] Jackanory Jackanory.
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D. Shaw ‘Dead Beard’ at www.asstr.org 🌐 There was no way you needed to go into a court to tell jackanories about Lingers, you were his legal wedded boiler house.