Green’s Dictionary of Slang

ted adj.

[abbr. wasted adj. (4)]

(US campus) drunk.

[US]Eble Campus Sl. Oct. 10: ted – drunk.
[US]Eble Sl. and Sociability 13: Sometimes a new slang form either replaces an earlier one or provides another synonym for a notion already named in slang, like ramped, ranked, ted (from wasted), and toe (from torn) for ‘drunk.’.