Green’s Dictionary of Slang

minge n.

[Suffolk dial., ult. synon. Rom. mingra, note East Anglian minge, to drizzle]

1. (also minch) a woman, thus women in general.

[UK](con. WWI) Fraser & Gibbons Soldier and Sailor Words 156: Minge: Female society.
[[UK]D. Reeve Smoke in the Lanes 235: ‘Wotsever this, you mother’s minch!’ the enraged Jesse burst out finding that his pony refused to budge. [Ibid.] (Gloss. of Romani terms) 302: Minch ... Term of abuse].
[UK]M. Amis London Fields 153: It’s tough, with all this spare minge around but you got to draw the line somewhere.
[Scot]I. Welsh Filth 145: I go up to the bar to see if there’s any stray minge about.
[Aus] www.thepantsman.com 🌐 Fuck me, you’re in a foreign country with the focus on bending over belters, yet none of you will fork out a single peso to guarantee a bit of Mexican minge.
T.M. Simmler ‘Suicide Chump’ in ThugLit July [ebook] [T]he swanky minge was probably as attractive as a carp with a wig.
[Scot]I. Welsh Decent Ride 5: His basic diet of scheme minge and jaded porn performers.

2. (also minge-hole) the vagina; the female pubic hair.

[UK]J. Curtis Gilt Kid 80: I’m going to give you a kick in the minge if you don’t shut up.
[UK]S. Berkoff Decadence in Decadence and Other Plays (1985) 27: When you were in my minge / once there you would swear all.
[Aus]R.G. Barratt ‘Plenty to Grumble About’ in What Do You Reckon (1997) [ebook] But what about her minge? What do the Yanks call them? Beavers?
[UK]N. Barlay Curvy Lovebox 88: Somewhere [...] there’s this woman screamin’ her minge off.
[UK]B. Hare Urban Grimshaw 62: No men were trying to get their cocks up her minge.
[NZ]P. Shannon Davey Darling 21: She started hitching up her panties. [...] Then I saw it. Her great forest of minge. Her big black bush.
[UK]R. Milward Ten Storey Love Song 56: [All] those feelings [...] disappear down her minge-hole.
[Scot](con. 1980s) I. Welsh Skagboys 178: A dopey prick like that could be made to do anything for sweet young minge.
[Aus]me-stepmums-too-fuckin-hot-mate at www.fakku.net 🌐 Y-you got a decent fuckin’ minge, Kasumi.
[UK]P. Baker Fabulosa 295/1: minge a vagina (derogatory).
[Ire]P Howard Braywatch 65: ‘Fock you [...] Focking face like a monkey’s minge’.

3. pornography.

[UK] (ref. to 1971) F. Dennis ‘Old Bailey’ Homeless in my Heart 180: After the raid / Where coppers as bent as a hinge / March in and bellow their trade: / ‘We’ve come for the drugs and minge!’.

4. nonsense, rubbish.

Supertanskiii on Twitter 21 Mar. 🌐 My instinctive response when watching Peter Bone talk utter minge on #C4News.

5. an insult, irrespective of gender.

Supertanskiii on Twitter 13 Apr. 🌐 I consistently refer to Andrew Pierce as a ‘minge’.

In compounds

minge ale (n.)

vaginal fluid.

[UK]J. Meades Empty Wigs (t/s) 124: [A] noggin of minge-ale and the old cockfroth isn’t what the doctor ordered.
minge bag (n.)

1. an unpleasant or disliked woman.

[UK]A. Bleasdale ‘Jobs for the Boys’ in Boys from the Blackstuff (1985) [TV script] 34: It’s her – the minge bag.
el picador posting 3 Dec. at LiveJournal.com 🌐 Firstly, id jump up on da bonnet of the car and show her DEEEZ NUUTZZ [...] After that you can simply walk away, knowing that, not only have you exacted revenge on the horrible old minge bag.
[UK]S. Stirk ‘Me Liverpool ’Ome’ in Oblique Perspective 167: But done ask me to carm it down yer minge bag fucken swine.

2. a miser, a general term of abuse.

‘P in the Park’ at FirstFoot.com 🌐 My Mammy went tae school wi him and she said he wiz a right minge-bag. So ah’m no huvvin ma photie taken wi him.
Learoy posting 24 Aug. at SuicideGirls.com 🌐 I’ve been sacked, so this wkend won’t be as mad as intended as I have to be a minge bag with money now, so we only gonna go to one or two gigs this wkend.
[UK]B. Reade Liverpool Love Affair 113: A shameless mingebag who was mine-sweeping the sand for stray pennies.
minge-merchant (n.)

a dedicated womaniser, a sexual athlte .

[Scot]I. Welsh Decent Ride 380: Eh’s an auld minge-merchant, he’ll be as chuffed as fuck.
minge mouse (n.)

a pubic louse.

[UK] (ref. to 1940s) G. Melly Rum, Bum and Concertina (1978) 97: Crabs [...] were referred to by such synonyms as ‘fanny rats’, ‘minge mice’, ‘mobilized blackheads’ and ‘mechanized dandruff’.
minge-muncher (n.)

(N.Z.) a cunnilinguist.

[NZ]McGill Dict. of Kiwi Sl. 73/1: minge-muncher enthusiast for cunnilingus.
[NZ]McGill Reed Dict. of N.Z. Sl. [as cit. 1988].
‘Rock Rampant’ Taupe Drift 40: Melanie Minge-Muncher of ‘Rug Lovers Monthly’, / Doesn't like men all that much.
minge wagon (n.)

a flashy car seen as an adjunct to the seduction of foolishly impressionable young women.

[UK]M. Amis London Fields 248: Gets this eyecatching minge-wagon, plus a new fur coat.

In phrases

ginge minge (n.) [abbr. SE ginger ]

ginger female pubic hair.

‘Evacuate’ posting 24 Jan. at dogbomb.co.uk 🌐 Nicole is horny as fuck and you’d all like that ginge-minge in yer face for a few hours and you know it!