Green’s Dictionary of Slang

capon n.

[SE capon, a castrated cock]

1. a eunuch; an impotent man.

[UK]Greene Defence of Conny-Catching 55: Marian with a sharpe rasor cut off his stones. [...] Thus was this lustie cocke of the game made a capon.
[UK]R. Carew (trans.) Huarte’s Examination of Men’s Wits 279: Of a 1000 such capons who addict themselues to their booke, none attaineth to any perfection, and euen in musicke (which is their ordinarie profession).
G. Stephens Cinthias Revenge IV vi: I can stab you (capon) to the quicke, Cut off your Eunuch-nose.
[UK]Massinger Virgin-Martyr II i: Would he that first tempted me to have my shoes walk upon Christian soles, had turn’d me into a capon, for I am sure now the stones of all my pleasure, in this fleshly life, are cut off.
[UK]Massinger Guardian IV i: If he prove not A Cock of the Game, cuckold him first, and after Make a Capon of him.
[UK] Fryer New Account of East India II 88: The Moors are by Nature plagued with Jealousy, cloistring their Wives up, and sequestring them the sight of any besides the Capon that watches them.
[UK]R. L’Estrange Erasmus Colloquies 116: They are no Capons, I’ll assure you [...] but may very probably be called Fathers.
[UK]Trip through London 50: [An] old Woman [...] was falling into a Discourse about Husbands, Capons, and Marrow-bones.
W. Dunkin Parson’s Revels (2010) 62: For Spurs [...] / Were made for Birds of mettle Keen, / And not for Dunghill-Cocks, I ween, / Or Capons.
[UK]Grose Classical Dict. of the Vulgar Tongue.
[UK]Lex. Balatronicum.
[UK][C.M. Westmacott] Mammon in London 1 331: You’d think [...] that the summum bonum of existence was [...] a eunuch’s voice [...] what turgid bulletins if the capon happens to be hoarse.
[UK]‘Lucy and Her Music Master’ in Convivialist in Spedding & Watt (eds) Bawdy Songbooks (2011) IV 16: No Capon, I assure you, sirs, no Signor velluti, / For none but of true English breed would ever do for Lucy.

2. used for a variety of fish, e.g. a red herring, a sole, a dried haddock [the cheap herring substituted for the more expensive bird].

J. Smyth Hundred of Berkeley (1885) 319: The sole wee call our Seuverne Capon [F&H].
A. Ramsay Hamilton II iii: A Glasgow capon and a fadge ye thought a feast.
[UK]D. Gunston (ed.) Jemmy Twitcher’s Jests 80: They give new names to ev’ry dish / [...] / For haddocks are call’d capons there [i.e. Buckhaven, Scotland].
[Scot]W. Tennant Anster Fair (1815) II xxi 45: Each to his jaws / A good Crail capon* holds. [...] (*A Crail capon is a dried haddock).
[UK]W.H. Smyth Sailor’s Word-Bk (1991) 159: Capon. A jeering name for the red-herring.

3. a young homosexual man, sometimes but not invariably a prostitute [the ref. is to chicken n. (4d) rather than any implied sexual malfunction].

D. Burley in Chicago Defender 29 Feb. 11: A certain capon ran off with a society girl’s P.O. husband and won’t let him come back!
[US] ‘Jiver’s Bible’ in D. Burley Orig. Hbk of Harlem Jive.
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[US]San Diego Sailor 74: He sees me out with a young and beautiful sailor and he knows I’m no capon.