Green’s Dictionary of Slang

pat and mick adj.

[rhy. sl.; note British DJ and vocal duo Pat and Mick (fl. 1980s), consisting of Pat Sharp and Mick Brown; the success of this duo may have served to popularise the term, although, with pat and mick n. and pat and mick v., this combination of proper names was already in use as rhy. sl.]

sick.

[UK]B. Dark Dirty Cockney Rhy. Sl. 54: When I was a lad I use to go to the flea and louse every weekend. In the end I got Pat and Mick and my Boris Becker almost dropped off. [Ibid.] 55: ‘How was your forty-four?’ ‘She wasn’t too bad, but I feel a bit Pat and Mick now.’.