Green’s Dictionary of Slang

lurp n.

[play on SE lurch]

(US teen) an extremely clumsy or awkward person; thus lurpy adj.

Sally on Urban Dict. 🌐 lurp 1. (n) A person who is long, lanky, and can’t quite handle him or herself while doing physical activities, such as playing basketball, dancing, walking, etc. 2. (adjective Lurpy) Used for any object that isn’t quite how it should be, in a spacial sense. ‘Lurp’ has varying forms depending on whether it is being used as a noun, adjective, adverb, or verb. ‘To lurp’ is the verb. One can lurp, be a lurp, be a lurpster, be lurpy, or just plain lurp around. 1. Look at Jeff, he’s such a lurp!2. My hair is so lurpy today.