Green’s Dictionary of Slang

1. constr. with old, an unattractive woman.

1994

Observer 14 Aug. 21/2: Bit of a Doris, trout, old stinker, old splosher — unattractive women.

2. a young woman.

2000		N. Barlay Crumple Zone 50: She should get her hair fixed, get new clothes, get a life the crusty splosher.
2000		J.J. Connolly Layer Cake 44: You ain’t out spunkin your dough down the clubs trying to impress some old sploshers.