Green’s Dictionary of Slang

Jesus! excl.

also Cheesum rice! Christ Jesus! do Jesus! Gee-zus Christ! James Christe! Jasez! Jasus! Jays! Jaysus! Jayzus! Jaze! Jazus! Jees! Jeezus! Jesu! Jesu Christ! Jesus Christ! Jesus Christ alive! Jesus Cross! Jesus Jehosophat! Jesus Maria! Jesus Murphy! Jesus peezus! Jesus-please-us! Jesus Priest! Jezus! Jeysus! Jissis! Jissus! Weeping Jesus! Yesus!

a general and blasphemous oath.

[UK]Langland Piers Plowman (1550) III Dii line 154: Bi Jesus with here jweles, your Justicis she shedeth And lieth ageyne the lawe.
[UK]R. Copland Hye way to the Spyttel House Bii: Ah jesu mercy, what man coud coniect / The mysery of suche a wretched sect.
[UK]Jacke Juggler Bii: I wold not for all England by Jhesu Chryst.
[UK]G. Gascoigne (trans.) Supposes II ii: Jesu, what a blockhead thou art!
[UK]R. Edwards Damon and Pithias (1571) Fi: James Christe, came euer from a Colier an aunswere so trimme?
[UK]T. Preston Cambyses D4: But Jesus for want of him how some doo complaine.
[UK]‘Mr S’ Gammer Gurton’s Needle in Whitworth (1997) II iv: Now Jesus, Gammer Gurton, what driveth you to this sadness?
[UK]Nashe Pierce Pennilesse 37: Jesu! what secret grudge and rancour raignes amongst them.
[UK]Rowlands Well met Gossip A3: But Jesu Christ! what is become of Iane?
[UK]Etherege Man of Mode III i: Jesu! Madam, what will your mother think is become of you?
[UK]Fielding Joseph Andrews (1954) II 161: ‘Pale! Mr. Adams,’ says she; ‘O Jesus!’ and fell backwards.
[UK]Proceedings Old Bailey 6 July 245/2: They cried, by Jesus they would have my life if I offered to meddle with any of their bills.
[US]Adventures of Jonathan Corncob 170: By Jasus, said he.
[UK]Bon Ton Mag. Mar. 6/2: That is my business, honey; do you eat the bird, and by J---s I’ll find the Bill!
[UK]New London City Jester 7: By Jasus I am a lucky fellow.
[UK]‘Peter Pindar’ ‘Out At Last!’ Works (1801) V 132: And see poor Paddy with his pole! By Jasus now, I’ll twig his jowl.
[WI]M. Lewis 6 Dec. Journal of a West India Proprietor (1834) 19: The ship lies on the rock as safe and as quiet, by Jasus, as if she were lying on a mud bank!
[UK]Liverpool Mercury 15 Aug. 1/4: Jesus Maria! sher actually got a full view of his star!!!
[UK] ‘Larry O’Brien’s Escape’ Humorous Songster 5: O by Jasus!
[US]J.K. Paulding Westward Ho! I 107: J---s! that any white man should pity an Injen here on ‘the dark and bloody ground!’.
[Ire]S. Lover Handy Andy 260: ‘Oh, J---s!’ cried Tom, ‘I’m done!’.
[US]G.W. Harris ‘A Snake-Bit Irishman’ Spirit of the Times (N.Y.) XV Jan. in Inge (1967) 57: Hissing out a ‘Jayzus’ from between his clenched teeth.
[UK]G.W.M. Reynolds Mysteries of London II (2nd Ser.) 30: Be Jasus!
[UK](con. 1840s–50s) H. Mayhew London Labour and London Poor I 207/2: Jasus! I’m kilt.
[Scot]Edinburgh Eve. News 2 June 2/6: Accused then left the bar muttering ‘Jaysus Christ".
[Aus]Dead Bird (Sydney) 23 Nov. 5/4: ‘They’re off, they’re off!’ by Cheesum rice I wouldn’t give a minute / Of joy like this for twenty years of Heaven.
[US]A. Irvine My Lady of the Chimney Corner 141: ‘Jazus!’ Jamie exclaimed, ‘it’s snowin.’.
[UK]R. Tressell Ragged Trousered Philanthropists (1955) 274: Jesus Christ! Is that all!
[US]E. Pound letter Aug. in Paige (1971) 121: crrrrhist jheezus when I think of the hours of boredom I have put up with from people merely because they have in an unguarded and irrecoverable and irresponsible moment committed a good poem, or several!!!!!!!
[US]E. Wilson ‘Death of a Soldier’ A Prelude (1967) 195: Jesus Christ! they might show a little consideration.
[Ire]Joyce Ulysses 427: Jays, that’s a good one. Glauber salts. O jays, into the men’s porter. [Ibid.] 543: Jesus! Don’t!
[US](con. late 19C) A. Gonzales Black Border 37: ‘Oh Jesus!’ cried an excited woman.
[US]E.C.L. Adams Congaree Sketches 67: Do Jesus!
[US] in G. Legman Limerick (1953) 293: When moonlight flits / Between her tits, / Jesus Christ, almighty!
[US]E.C.L. Adams Nigger to Nigger 265: Do Jesus: A common exclamation.
[US]W.R. Burnett Little Caesar (1932) 35: ‘Jesus!’, said Tony, ‘he’s looking at us.’.
[US]C. McKay Gingertown 30: I done spoils mah looks and mah life. Jesus Cross! All mah life I got to carry this cross of color.
[US](con. 1910s) J.T. Farrell Young Lonigan in Studs Lonigan (1936) 6: He said to himself: Gee-zus Christ!
[US](con. 1919) Dos Passos Nineteen Nineteen in USA (1966) 465: ‘Jesus, the drinks are on us,’ said Larry.
[Aus]‘William Hatfield’ Ginger Murdoch 95: Kelly, as a true son of Erin, loved a brawl [...] ‘Be jaze, Ginger, and I’d like to have been here an’ seen ye!’.
[US]H. Roth Call It Sleep (1977) 298: ‘Cheesis! Dey’re sling-shootin’ it!’ he shouted excitedly. ‘Cheesis!’.
[US]E. Anderson Thieves Like Us (1999) 11: What did you-all see? [...] Jesus Christ.
[UK]G. Kersh Night and the City 115: Jesus! You dance well.
[US]J. Weidman I Can Get It For You Wholesale 46: Jesus Christ alive!
[US]H. Miller Tropic of Capricorn (1964) 255: If I were running the boat [...] it would be gayer, by Jesus!
[US]D. Maurer Big Con 115: ‘Jesus Christ!’ howled C—, ‘that’s my joint.’.
[US](con. 1944) N. Mailer Naked and Dead 99: ‘Jesus,’ he laughed.
[US]D. Dodge Bullets For The Bridegroom (1953) 6: ‘Jesus, he saw you guys working, didn’t he?’ weasel-face said plaintively.
[UK]A.B. Guthrie Way West 230: ’Member that nigger you had to rub out [...] dast him to irons and give him the best of it and kilt him afore his finger could bend. Waugh and Jesus Christ! Them was the fat days .
[US](con. 1870s) S. Longstreet Pedlocks (1971) 64: Black smoke! Jesus Priest, look at the smoke!
[UK]S.H. Bell December Bride 265: ‘Jasus, boss,’ he whispered.
[UK]M.F. Caulfield Black City 40: Bijasus, you’re awfully holy.
[UK]P. Closterman (trans.) Big Show 70: ‘Jees!’ he said, roaring with laughtrer.
[US]M. Millar Wives & Lovers (2016) 171: ‘Jesus Murphy!’.
[US]E. Hoagland Cat Man 24: ‘Jesus-Jehosophat! Today’s goin’ to be a good day for me’.
[US]W. Burroughs Naked Lunch (1968) 101: Jeeeeeeeeeeeeesus!
[US]C. Himes Crazy Kill 25: Jesus Christ, you didn’t have to kill him!
[UK](con. 1930s) D. Behan Teems of Times and Happy Returns 143: It was a terrible sin altogether to shout Jasez!
[Aus]R.S. Close With Hooves of Brass 152: ‘I’m done...! Jesus! Me chips are in...!’.
[Ire](con. 1940s) B. Behan Confessions 26: ‘Jesus,’ I replied, ‘I’ve not opened my fughing mouth.’.
[UK]L. Dunne Goodbye to The Hill (1966) 10: Roy! He’s behind you! Jeysus, look out!
[US]R. Stone Hall of Mirrors (1987) 315: By Jesus, you have started [...] a race riot in this goddam place.
[US]L. Bruce Essential Lenny Bruce 15: Jesus Christ! Is that cruel.
[US]‘Iceberg Slim’ Pimp 19: Jesus! It was hot in that little shop.
[Ire]C. Brown Down All the Days 46: ‘Weeping Jesus!’ said Father in disgust.
[US]D. Goines Inner City Hoodlum 180: ‘Jesus!’ Baker exclaimed when the sight of the man’s smashed skull hit him.
[Aus]K. Willey Ghosts of the Big Country 133: But by Jesus, mate, wasn’t it good while it lasted!
[US]L. Rosten Dear ‘Herm’ 5: Je-zus, O.K.
[US]L. Kramer Faggots 281: Jesus Christ, I probably saved his life.
[Ire]J. Morrow Confessions of Proinsias O’Toole 80: Jeezus! Am I glad to hear your voice!
[UK]W. Trevor Fools of Fortune 211: Jays, will you look at the cut of Quinton?
[SA]P. Slabolepszy ‘Over the Hill’ Mooi Street (1994) 67: Jissis, why you got to waste your time with the kid’s stuff?
[US]S. King It (1987) 202: ‘Lookit that gut!’ Henry cried in amazed disgust. ‘Jesus-please-us!’.
[US]T. Wolfe Bonfire of the Vanities 102: Jesus Christ, here comes the bag lady.
[US](con. 1940s) C. Bram Hold Tight (1990) 59: Jesus peezus!
[US]S. King Tommyknockers (1989) 84: Jesus-jumped-up-fiddling-Christ!
[UK]T. Blacker Fixx 305: Then he talked. Jesus, he never stopped.
[US] Tarantino & Avery Pulp Fiction [film script] 53: Make a beeline. Jesus Christ!
[Ire](con. 1960s) G. Byrne Pictures in my Head 20: Jasus, he’s a great drawer.
[Aus]G. Disher Crosskill [ebook] ‘I can’t stand these chinks [...] Jesus Christ, the Department’s even got me down for a community policing course’.
[Aus]P. Temple Bad Debts (2012) [ebook] ‘A cop shot him dead’ [...] ‘Jesus [...] I didn’t make the connection’.
[UK]N. Barlay Curvy Lovebox 109: Jesus guy.
[US]C. Hiaasen Lucky You 5: Jesus Willy Christ.
[US]D. Clowes Ghost World 17: Jesus ...
[US]C. Cook Robbers (2001) 75: Jesus Christ, man, take it easy.
[UK]Guardian Weekend 15 Jan. 16: ‘Yesus,’ Wolter Huisman muttered.
[UK]N. Griffiths Grits 10: A drink more beer (Jesus that poitín).
[UK]Z. Smith White Teeth 24: Ah, Jaysus, you’re not listening.
W. Fiennes Snow Geese (2002) 129: Jesus Christ! What the holy smoke are they up to?
[US]S. King Dreamcatcher 7: Pretty soon I’m gonna have a problem the way Pete’s got one. Jesus-Christ-bananas.
D. Shaw ‘Dead Beard’ at www.asstr.org 🌐 ‘Jesus, but you really come out with a load of jackson pollocks!’ Monica snapped.
[UK]C. Miller Salt and Honey 37: Jissus, his leg hurt.
[US]D.R. Pollock ‘Real Life’ in Knockemstiff 7: ‘Hold on there, buddy. Jesus, I don’t mean nothing’.
[UK]K. Richards Life 384: All I hear is Freddie Sessler in the back going, ‘Jesus Fucking Christ!
[US]S. King Finders Keepers (2016) 78: Morris thought, oh Jesus, this is what I get.
[Scot]A. Parks Bloody January 126: ‘Jesus Christ, it is you. Mr McCoy. How’s the boy?’.