coke bottle eyes, n. — Green’s Dictionary of Slang

coke bottle eyes n.

[similar to the effect of one’s coke bottle glasses n.]

(US campus) a state achieved by the drunkard when all members of the opposite sex seem far more attractive than they might be when viewed in sobriety.

1989

P. Munro Sl. U. 60: Don’t drink too much when we get to Biff’s party because you’ll get coke bottle eyes and maybe meet someone who isn’t nice.