Green’s Dictionary of Slang

old thing n.

1. (Aus.) a meal of salt beef and damper, i.e. a form of unleavened bread, baked in the ashes of a fire.

[Aus]H.W. Haygarth Recollections of Bush Life in Aus. 6: The Traveller’s entertainment is confined to the ‘old thing’, as it is contemptuously called, that is to say, beef and ‘damper’.
[Aus]Baker Aus. Lang. 80: It was what W.W. Dobie [in 1856] called the muttonous diet of the outback that produced the expression the Old Thing for a meal of mutton and damper.

2. a person, often as a term of address or as funny old thing etc.

[UK]Thackeray Newcomes I 215: You bachelors are wicked old things!
[UK]M.E. Braddon Dead Men’s Shoes I 205: I’m sure I don’t know what he wants – the nasty old thing!
[UK]A. Hope Dolly Dialogues 59: I said you were a silly old thing.
[UK]E. Glyn Visits of Elizabeth 15: They don’t have to get married off again at once – so why should that ugly old thing.
[UK]A. Binstead Pitcher in Paradise 200: I hope that you will like the neighbourhood, dear old thing.
[UK]A. Bennett Card (1974) 265: It appears as if Toronto was a sort of paradise. But you can see the old thing prefers Bursley.
[UK]‘Sapper’ Human Touch 9: Jolly good idea of yours, old thing.
[US]O.O. McIntyre New York Day by Day 23 July [synd. col.] He is the sort of fellow who greets you with, ‘Hello, old thing.’.
[UK]D.L. Sayers Nine Tailors (1984) 66: I don’t care a dash about that, old thing.
[UK]A. Christie Sparkling Cyanide (1955) 51: But not on the phone, old thing.
[UK]A. Christie Murder Is Announced (1958) 75: She’s a nice old thing.
[UK]G. Kersh Fowlers End (2001) 126: The pubs are shut, I’m afraid, old thing.
[US]M. Braly On the Yard (2002) 6: Some of them old things back home would be halfway to Kingdom Come already.
[UK]P. Theroux Family Arsenal 120: Norah loves them, poor old thing.
[UK]K. Sampson Powder 111: Feeling pretty damned chipper, actually, Wheezy, old thing.

3. as a euph.

(a) the vagina.

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[US]Maledicta VI:1+2 (Summer/Winter) 132: Vagina […] slit, slot, meat, old thing, passion pit.

(b) (US Und.) syphilis.

[US]A.J. Pollock Und. Speaks.
[US]D. Maurer ‘Prostitutes and Criminal Argots’ in Lang. Und. (1981) 117/2: the old thing. Syphilis.

(c) the penis.

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