bread knife n.
one’s wife.
![]() | ‘Dead Beard’ at www.asstr.org 🌐 I make a mental note to be extra wary in future about keeping a couple of relationships dead hush-hush from her, otherwise my bread knife might be giving me the treatment with one. | |
![]() | Dirty Cockney Rhy. Sl. 30: I’ve got to get home or else the bread knife will cut me up. |

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