Green’s Dictionary of Slang

upter adj.

also upta, uptashit, up to shit
[up to putty, as worthless as putty]

(Aus.) useless, no use whatsoever.

[Aus]C.H. Thorp Handful of Ausseys 110: ‘How’re things?’ ‘Up to — no blanky bon, diggers; this messing round and friggin’ about with the blanky pack-up.
[Aus]W.H. Downing Digger Dialects 52: upter — A corruption of ‘Up to Putty.’.
[Aus]Gippsland Times (Vic.) 10 July 4/9: Ah yes, I must confess, / Tha things is upter putty fer — / I’ve lorst th’ Drunk’s Express!
[Aus]S .J. Baker Aus. Vulgarisms [t/s] 12: shit, up to: No good, unsatisfactory. Common equivalents are up to mud, up to putty.
[Aus]Baker Aus. Lang. 264: upta from up to putty.
[Aus]West Australian (Perth) 23 Aug. 20/2: World War I gave us [...] ‘upter putty’ (useless).
[Aus]D. Niland Big Smoke 27: Chiddy Hay, late of Depression Avenue, down in the moosh, uptashit.
[Aus]J. Wynnum I’m a Jack, All Right 92: ‘What’s Tony up to?’ [...] ‘Just upter’ sighed Harry.
[SA]P. Slabolepszy Sat. Night at the Palace (1985) 68: Hey chief – your burglar proofing’s up to shit.
[Aus]R.G. Barrett Real Thing 39: ‘Any good?’ ‘No, it [i.e. a party] was up to shit’.
[Aus]G. Seal Lingo 66: Other well-used World War II complaints still in wide use today included [...] up the shit, also used in shortened form of upter.
[Aus](con. 1945–6) P. Doyle Devil’s Jump (2008) 120: ‘How well do you think things are going in the country right now?’ [...] ‘I think things are up to shit.’.
[Aus]R.G. Barrett Mystery Bay Blues 182: ‘So how was Montague Island?’ ‘In a word Woz, up to shit’.