Green’s Dictionary of Slang

wax v.2

[SE wax, to grow in intensity + whack v.1 (1)]

1. (US) to scold, to berate.

[US]Ely’s Hawk & Buzzard (NY) Mar. 22 2/3: They had sorely waxed him for drinking.

2. (also wax off) to beat up, to thrash; thus waxing n., a beating.

[[UK]R.S. Surtees Handley Cross (1854) 465: Pigg has given him to much of what he calls ‘cobbler’s-wax oil’ — thrashing with a strap].
[US]Abbeville Banner (SC) 19 June 1/5: Peg it into [...] that’s it, wax him, my lad; beat him!
[US]Wkly Varieties (Boston, MA) 3 Sept. 3/4: Deserving of the Lash [...] Sentence [...] wax him off to the tune of ten stripes.
[US]W.H. Thomes Bushrangers 42: Let them go. My father will wax ’em when he hears of their doings.
[UK]Mirror of Life 26 Jan. 10/1: [W]e had been nearly poisoned by the drink sold and our ‘beaks’ had been ‘well waxed’ by Harry Ricks, the pugilistic waiter of the establishment.
[US]C. Cooper Jr Scene (1996) 254: I can take a waxin, I don’t care!
[US]H. Rhodes Chosen Few (1966) 140: He waxes th’ heads of two other soul brothers so his night wouldn’t be a total waste.
[US]J. Ellroy Brown’s Requiem 14: He tried to jump me, and I waxed him.
[US]‘Touré’ Portable Promised Land (ms.) 158: We Words (My Favorite Things) [...] Not pressed. Get waxed. Get served. Get smoked.
[US]F. Bill Back to the Dirt 23: ‘If Warden’s pissed off for us paying an unannounced visit, he’ll wax you’.

3. to defeat in competition.

[US]N.Y. Herald 16 Mar. n.p.: The trader at Fort Lincoln, fearing removal, Orville Grant’s clerk at Standing Rock advised him to tell Grant, ‘he can wax you’ [F&H].
[US]Mining News (NV) 24 Apr. 1/2: He [...] used to wax me at ‘shinny-up-your-own-alley’ [DA].
[US]Outing (N.Y.) Oct. 37/2: A great crowd of graduates from New York and Hartford and from everywhere were out at Hamilton Park to see Harvard ‘waxed’ [DA].
[US]Ade Forty Modern Fables 100: Think of a large Man who wants to retain his Self-Respect going out on the Links and getting waxed good and hard by a Child.
[UK]‘Doss Chiderdoss’ ‘The Reformed Pub’ Sporting Times 17 July 1/3: ‘Got him waxed,’ sang out another.
[US]Eble Campus Sl. Fall 5: wax – to beat someone badly, defeat in a big fashion, to lose badly.
[US]Dr Dre ‘Keep Their Headz Ringin’ 🎵 Dre came to wax you so, just call me Mop N Glow.
[US]Eble Campus Sl. Fall 11: wax – defeat a person or team by a large margin.
[SA]Mail and Guardian (S. Afr.) 21 Dec.–3 Jan. 21: You can have a brilliant shot and think: ‘Now I’ve waxed it.’.

4. to ply with drink.

[UK]Mirror of Life 26 Jan. 10/1: Our ‘beaks’ had been ‘well waxed’ by Harry Hicks, the pugiilistic waiter.

5. to kill.

[US]Times Recorder (Zanesville, OH) 13 Mar. 10/5: Waxed means to get killed.
[US](con. 1960s) D. Goines Black Gangster (1991) 247: Just because that stud got waxed.
[US]C. Hiaasen Double Whammy (1990) 97: It was your gun that waxed the guy.
[US](con. 1964–8) J. Ellroy Cold Six Thousand 584: Those guys in Mississippi. They wax those civil rights humps and walk scot-free.
[US]T. Piccirilli Fever Kill 77: You couldn’t take things too seriously [...] not even while somebody was getting waxed in front of you.
[US]T. Dorsey Riptide Ultra-Glide 72: Under Coleman’s breath: ‘You’re the one waxing the dude’.
[US]T. Pluck Boy from County Hell 177: He had wanted to wax Desmarteaux when they were over Whiskey Bay [...] A jump from that high, the water would hit you like concrete.

6. to have sexual intercourse; thus waxing n., (having) sexual intercourse.

[US]College Sl. Research Project (Cal. State Poly. Uni., Pomona) 🌐 Wax 1. (verb) To have sex.
[US]G. Pelecanos Hell to Pay 3: I was waxin’ her from behind.
[Aus]M.B. ‘Chopper’ Read Chopper 4 37: In Tassie the waxing normally involves someone’s sister.

7. to fellate.

Cooper & Wright New Jack City [film script] Them bitches, they do anything for this, man! I had my jimmy waxed every day last week. You understand?
[US]UGK ‘Something Good’ 🎵 She waxed my jimmy, and then the little street tramp / Did me.

In phrases

wax ass (v.) [ass n. (3)]

(US black) to have sexual intercourse.

[US]P. Atoon Rap Dict. 🌐 wax 4) (v) To have sexual intercourse. ‘Wax that ass’ — Ice Cube.
[US]Ebonics Primer at www.dolemite.com 🌐 [Internet] Girl, bes’ stop wearin’ that see through shit or I’ma wax that ass!
waxed, buffed and simonized (adj.) [car valeting imagery] (US black)

describing something that is superlative, impressive.

[US]P. Atoon Rap Dict. 🌐 wax [...] 3) (adj) Describing refinement as in ‘waxed, buffed and simonized’ from the Mister Magic radio show.
Ottawa Citizen 27 Jun. 🌐 ‘Clever biblical hip-hop is a Fringe festival gem’ With Job: The HipHop Musical, you couldn’t axe for more: a clever and engaging script, energetic acting and all the fun of hip-hop rap, without the expletive booty and bitch-slapping. In other words, it’s waxed, buffed and simonized.
wax off (v.)

(UK black) to eat, to consume.

[UK]G. Krauze What They Was 147: Plate of curry goat and rice and peas [...] I wax it off.
wax someone’s ass (v.) (also wax someone’s head, ...plow) [ass n. (2)/ SE head/tail n. (1)]

(US) to beat up, to thrash; ult. to kill.

[UK](con. 1940s) D. MacCuish Do Not Go Gentle (1962) 376: Gonna wax his ass [...] Gonna cut yer screwy pal six ways to Sunday.
[US]H. Rhodes Chosen Few (1966) 30: Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of an unhip world or to take arms against a sea of squares and by waxing their heads, end them.
[US](con. 1968) Bunch & Cole Reckoning for Kings (1989) 203: You had yourself a whole VC battalion between a rock and a hard place and you proceeded to wax their plow, right?
[US](con. 1967) E. Spencer Welcome to Vietnam (1989) 14: These guys were just flat opposed to the possibility of getting their asses waxed.
[US]P. Beatty White Boy Shuffle 226: ‘Psycho Loco, everyone who’s ever challenged you, what have you done to ’em?’ ‘I waxed that ass’.
[US]P. Beatty Tuff 14: You lucky I ain’t out there. We could bump shoulders and squab. Wax that ass, nigger.
[US]Ebonics Primer at www.dolemite.com 🌐 wax (2) Definition: [...] 2. to lose, a competition or game, in the worst possible manner. [...] Example: 2. Me an’ Pootie Tang was postin’ up on 139th street to see who could holla’ at more ho’s. I waxed his sorry ass.
wax something up (v.)

to ruin, to make a mess of; to cause trouble.

[UK]C. Rook Hooligan Nights 8: Did I never tell you [...] how we waxed things up for that butcher as come down to the Walk?

SE in slang uses

In phrases

wax one’s carrot (v.)

to masturbate.

[US](con. 1986) G. Pelecanos Sweet Forever 18: What’re you, waxin’ your little old carrot in there?
wax the dolphin (v.) (also wax the surfboard)

to masturbate; thus dolphin waxing n., masturbation.

[US]Eble Campus Sl. Oct. 7: wax the dolphin – masturbate.
[US]Alt. Eng. Dict. 🌐 wax the dolphin The act of male masturbation.
[US]quinnelk T. Rex’s Guide to Life 🌐 Okay, since people don’t want to actually say the m-word and the chicken and monkey phrases have been used to death on MTV, I thought it would be my duty to provide you with a bevy of other useful terminology that may be helpful in this area: [...] waxing your surfboard.
Fingers Knott ‘A Little “Five on One”’ [poem] on S(c)htick.net 4 Oct. 🌐 Some will keep it simple / and offer ‘wanking’ or ‘self-help’ / others talk of dolphin waxing, / and laugh until they yelp.