Green’s Dictionary of Slang

1. (Aus.) the female breasts.

1945		R.S. Close Love me Sailor 74: She’s got one short leg but the perkiest pair of bits.
2002		J. Cameron Hell on Hoe Street 8: I [...] watched the bits moving in that shirt.

2. the genitals.

1999		Guardian 22 June 7: ‘I love showing my willy’; ‘I’ll get my bits out for the girls’.
2000		Guardian G2 7 Mar. 22: Missy, the corn snake, had eggs stuck in her bits.
2005		H. Mantel Beyond Black 200: He wouldn’t, sort of, undo his clothes and take out private bits of himself in public?
2007		L. Redhead Cherry Pie [ebook] ‘Women tend to [...] attack the guy, scratching with their nails, grabbing for his bits’.
2013		Guardian On Line 9 Aug. 🌐 You would never let a man write something like this about women’s bits.
2019		Twitter 24 July 🌐 [E]very time [Rutger] Hauer & Theresa Russell rolled out of bed, Hauer’s bits were highly visible.
2022		B. May Twitter 17 Apr. 🌐 I was in the Sistine Chapel on Tuesday. My favourite bit was where Michelangelo painted in the Pope’s advisor, whom he detested, with a snake eating his bits.