Green’s Dictionary of Slang

flute n.1

[note double entendre in D’Urfey, Pills to Purge Melancholy (1719): ‘Sawney’s Flute can only do’t, / And Pipe a Tune to please me’]

1. the Recorder of London [pun on SE recorder, a flute-like instrument].

[UK]B.E. Dict. Canting Crew n.p.: Flute, the Recorder of London, or of any other Town.
[UK]New Canting Dict. [as cit. c.1698].
[UK]Bailey Universal Etym. Eng. Dict. [as cit. c.1698].
[UK]Grose Classical Dict. of the Vulgar Tongue.
[UK]G. Andrewes Dict. Sl. and Cant.
[UK]Lex. Balatronicum.
[UK]G. Kent Modern Flash Dict. n.p.: Flute, the recorder of any town.
[UK]Flash Dict. in Sinks of London Laid Open.
[US]Matsell Vocabulum 34: flute The recorder of a city.
[Aus]Crowe Aus. Sl. Dict. 30: Flute, the City Recorder.

2. (also German flute, silent flute) the penis.

[UK] Broadside in Adlard Fruit of That Forbidden Tree (1975) 89: She will handle a flute / Better far than a lute / And make what was hard to grow tender.
[UK] ‘The Wanton Trick’ in Playford Pills to Purge Melancholy II 93: Thus she with her Lute, and he with his Flute, / Held every Crotchet and Prick.
[UK] ‘She Met with a Country-Man’ in Farmer Merry Songs and Ballads (1897) IV 258: He took her by the middle, / And taught her by the Flute.
[Scot]Order of the Beggar's Benison and Merryland (1892) 28: Dinner Sentiments [...] Query — Do you know what Musical Instrument gives a Miss of 19 the highest satisfaction? Answer — A Flute, high-pitched and tightly held.
Cupid 163: The Flute is good thats made of Wood / And is, I own, the neatest; / Yet neertheless I must confess, / The silent flute’s the sweetest [F&H].
[UK] ‘The Silent Flute’ in Button Hole Garland 6: Said he my Dear be Easy, / I have a Flute which tho’ ’tis Mute, / May play a Tune to please ye.
[UK]Bridges Homer Travestie (2nd edn) I 107: Hoping a tune o’th’ silent flute / Would keep the scolding baggage mute.
[Scot] ‘Miss Inglis’ in Ranger’s Impartial List of the Ladies of Pleasure in Edinburgh n.p.: She is remarkably fond of performing on the silent flute, and can manage the stops extraordinary well.
[Ire]‘The New Dhooraling’ in A. Carpenter Verse in Eng. in 18C Ireland (1998) 400: The Piper’s fees they never dispute / When he plays them a lilt on his German flute.
[UK]Harris’s List of Covent-Garden Ladies 53: As neat a leg and foot as ever beat time to the silent flute.
[Ire] ‘The Musical Piper’ Irish Songster 3: Your flutes out of order poor Mathew Malone.
[Ire] ‘Davie Williamson’ Irish Ballads 4: His flute being long, and play’d so strong.
[UK]Beppo in London liv: It was a patent Flute, and not on earth A finer shape’d one ever had been shaken – Besides ’twas perfect in the bottom keys, Which all musicians know are meant for C’s!
[UK]‘The Primrose Girl’ in Fal-Lal Songster in Spedding & Watt (eds) Bawdy Songbooks (2011) III 24: I with my flute flew to her side, and on it I played quick, / Which charmed her to that degree, she laid hold of my [blank space].
[UK]Farmer & Henley Sl. and Its Analogues.
[UK]School Life in Paris 91: The boy, whose tights instantly betray the movement sof his precociously developed ‘flute’.
[Ire]P. Boyle All Looks Yellow to the Jaundiced Eye 55: A copper is not at his best kneeling on the floor of a piss house with his flute hanging out.
[US]L. Kramer Faggots 320: Ding-dong, dingus, dink, dork, flute.
[Ire]R. Doyle Snapper 5: It was his flute tha’ – Daddy!
[Ire]P. McCabe Breakfast on Pluto 28: Girls didn’t really have any experience of boys and their electric little tootling flutes!
[Ire]G. Coughlan Everyday Eng. and Sl. 🌐 Flute (n): penis.

3. a pistol.

[UK] ‘Handy Andy’ in Bentley’s Misc. Apr. 375: ‘Where are the flutes?’ [...] ‘Here,’ said the squire, producing a very handsome mahogany case of Rigby’s best.

4. (US drugs) an opium pipe; thus hit the flute v., to smoke opium.

San José Mercury 8 Oct. The foolish [...] boy [...] who deems it something smart to ‘visit a joint’ or ‘hit the flute.’.

5. (Aus.) a jockey’s whip; thus put the flute on v., to whip a horse.

[Aus]Stephens & O’Brien Materials for a Dict. of Aus. Sl. [unpub. ms.] 75: FLUTE slang / jockeys or other horsemen a whip. To put the flute on a horse is to flog him.

6. a police whistle.

[UK]A. Bracey School for Scoundrels in DU.
[US]A.J. Pollock Und. Speaks.
[UK](con. 1920s) J. Sparks Burglar to the Nobility 77: The Bobbed Haired bandit could hear [...] the shouts and the flutes going — which is what we call the noise of prison screws blowing their emergency whistles.
[UK](con. 1900–30) A. Harding in Samuel East End Und. 282: Flute – Policeman’s whistle.

7. a male homosexual.

[US]R.B. Nye ‘A Musician’s Word List’ in AS XII:1 46: flute. A male homosexual.

8. (US police/NYPD) a a Coca-Cola bottle filled with liquor and povided free by a bar to a police supervisor.

[US]Knapp Commission Report Dec. 172: [I]t was not uncommon for policemen assigned to a radio car to pick up a ‘flute’—a Coke bottle filled with liquor—which they would deliver to the station house.
[US]L. Shecter On the Pad 94: A flute is like a Coke bottle full of whiskey. You go into a bar where they know you or know the lieutenant and you say to the bartender, I’d like to have a flute for the lieutenant. He’d go back, wash out a Coke bottle, fill it with whiskey, put a cork in it and give it to you.
[US](con. 1965) J. Lardner Crusader 67: "I’m supposed to get a flute for Lieutenant Dalton [...] Can you tell me what a flute is?’ The bartender laughed, filled a Coke bottle with Scotch, sealed it with a cork [etc].

In compounds

flute-player (n.)

(US) a fellator or fellatrix.

[US]B. Rodgers Queens’ Vernacular.
[US]Maledicta III:2 231: A sod or a bugger need not be a pedicator any more than a cocksucker in America need be a maneater, a head artist, a flute-player or a fellator.

In phrases

play the flute (v.)

1. (Aus.) to deceive, to cheat.

[Aus]Sydney Sportsman (Surry Hills, NSW) 20 Feb. 1/4: What a flute the runner plays him, / Handicaps he knows them all. / Back it, yes. Why, wot’s a fiver? / Wot’s the good of betting small?

2. (US) to perform fellatio.

(con. 1785) Exmouth & Plymouth Gaz. 10 Apr. 4/3: About forty-five years ago the musical service in St Paul’s Cathedral was suspended on account of a peculiarly uncomfortable indisposition which attacked all the choristers. Dr Arnold celebrated this incident by the following epigram:— The church shut up the organ mute / Who shall explain this riddle? / Now minor canons play the flute; / Now boys play the Scotch fiddle.
[US]Whip & Satirist of NY & Brooklyn (NY) 7 May n.p.: the whip wants to know Why a certain chap would not go into Cross street to play the flute. Has he been caught there before.
(ref. to 1894) T. Dreiser Newspaper Days (2000) 590: They go down on you – blow the pipe – play the flute. Aren’t you on?
[US]‘J.M. Hall’ Anecdota Americana I 44: Tired of the various postures of love, [he] determined [...] to begin by teaching her how to play the flute.
[US] in G. Legman Limerick (1953) 87: Now he plays flute with Jan Garber.
[US]C. Himes Pinktoes (1989) 149: Maybe if I played the flute like you do, honey, I’d be bursting with notes.
[US]Trimble 5000 Adult Sex Words and Phrases.
[US]K. Brasselle Cannibals 483: Bobbi joined Rosie in playing the flute, and with her supple fingers, Bob Massingale started to hit the high notes.
[US]B. Rodgers Queens’ Vernacular.
[Aus]B. Humphries in Tharunka 13 June 14/4: I did have girlfriend once who played the flute. Not a word though to Mrs Patterson.
[US]H. Max Gay (S)language.

3. in drugs use.

(a) to smoke opium.

[US]Mezzrow & Wolfe Really the Blues 98: ‘You play the flute too?’ he asked me [...] and they all fell about at this funny gag.

4. (US) a Coca Cola bottle filled with alcohol.

[US]D. Winslow The Force [ebook] ‘[H]e’s in the car hitting a flute—’ ‘What’s a flute?’ Levin asks. ‘A Coke bottle filled with booze’.