Green’s Dictionary of Slang

sure-thing adj.

[sure thing n.]

1. (US Und.) in the context of gambling or horseracing, guaranteed to produce a profit for the organizer (usu. through corrupt ‘fixing’ and thus synon. with ‘crooked’).

[US]Salt Lake Herald 14 Aug. 8/3: Pools were sold on ‘Midnight’ at 200 and ‘Ford’ 90, sure-thing men investing liberally at the long end.
[US] letter in Miller & Snell Why the West was Wild (2003) 439: Outrages have been so frequent that the saloon element is in rebellion against the ‘Gang’ or the sure thing confidence games & holding up crowd.
[US]River Press (Fort Benton, MT) 12 Dec. 4/1: The Butte Miner is vigorously fighting the ‘sure thing’ games and the ‘sure thing’ men who are running them.
Whichita Dly Eagle (KS) 26 Sept. 5/3: It is said that on form Surething Dick should win as he is in splended condition.
[US]Frank Leslie’s Popular Monthly LI 212: I saw one man lose $6000 before he realised he was ‘bucking a sure-thing game,’ and if he had wanted satisfaction he stood a poor show.
[US]Wash. Times (DC) 14 Sept. 10/3: When a ‘sure-thing man’ [...] induces you to try his game, he ‘hands you the bull con’.
[US]M. Glass Potash and Perlmutter 139: That afternoon there was a sure-thing mare going to start over to Guttenberg.
[US]Howsley Argot: Dict. of Und. Sl. 50: sure thing man – a gambler who operates a ‘sure thing’ game.
[US]D. Maurer Big Con 5: His business was sure-thing gambling.
Glaser & Adams Hbk Criminology 313: Circus grifting consists of sure-thing gambling: the shell game, the blower, the bucket game, the milk-bottle game, the nail game, slum skillo, the spindle and numerous other games of chance which are controlled by foot levers and assorted mechnical devices.

2. of an individual, usu. a gambler, only willing to participate in gambling when they are certain that the odds are stacked in their favour, e.g. by playing with crooked cards; the implication is that they would not otherwise gamble and the term is synon. with ‘cheating’; also of a situation, certain to produce winnings.

[US]Butte Miner (MT) 14 July 4/2: The city [...] has been infested by a gang of disreputable characters known as sure-thing men.
Report of N.Y. State Committee on Police Dept. II 1821: ‘Yes, sir; “sure thing” gambling.’ Q. ‘You never gambled, except in what you regarded as a sure thing?’.
[US]Ade Artie (1963) 9: You never see such a sure-thing crowd in your life.
[US]H. Hapgood Autobiog. of a Thief 246: A man named ‘Muir,’ a mean, sure-thing grafter, came to the stir on a visit to some of his acquaintances.
[US]H. Hapgood Types from City Streets 317: I’m too good a gun to do any sure-thing work.
[US]H.C. Witwer Kid Scanlon 173: I was nothin’ but a sure-thing player.
[US]J. Callahan Man’s Grim Justice 28: A crooked, sure-thing, heads-I-win-and-tails-you-lose card man.
[US]H. Asbury Sucker’s Progress 247: Although the sure-thing artists were vastly in the majority, there were a few gamblers [...] who were notorious among the sharpers as ‘square players’.
J.R. O’Hare Socio-Economic Aspects of Horse-racing 42: It never occurs to them to stop and think they are playing the other fellow’s game; that the bookmaker is no gambler, but a sure-thing player.
[US] D. Maurer ‘Argot of the Three-Shell Game’ in AS XXII:3 165: The outside-man nudges the mark, raises the shell slightly, and shows the mark that the pea is there. It is a sure-thing bet.
[US]D. Maurer ‘Argot of Pickpockets’ in Lang. Und. (1981) 254/1: sure thing grafter n.phr. A mean, cautious petty thief: one who takes no risks and plays for small scores.
V.C. Andrews Ruby 47: ‘Gib Landry, was a sure-thing player. Know what that was?’ he asked. I shook my head. ‘A player who never lost because he had marked cards.’.

3. in non-gambling senses, predictable.

[US]Railway Carmen’s Journal XVI 380/2: The short of it is that the game of law is a sure-thing game — like the bucket shop business.
[US]J. Jones From Here to Eternity (1998) 181: Like a senator sticking his rider on a sure-thing bill.
[US](con. early 1950s) J. Ellroy L.A. Confidential 135: A sure-thing case unraveling into a shitload of possibilities.

4. of an individual, dependable, e.g. as a supplier of drugs or sex.

[US]‘William Lee’ Junkie (1966) 35: I had one of his sure-thing croakers reach for a telephone on me.
[US]A. Maupin More Tales of the City (1984) 83: Two sure-thing dental receptionist students.