Green’s Dictionary of Slang

M?ori adj.

(N.Z.) not a sl. term as such, M?ori has been stereotyped as an all-purpose shorthand for stupid, lazy, or primitive. It is used as such in the combs. that follow.

[NZ] (ref. to 1890–1910) L.G.D. Acland Early Canterbury Runs (1951) 386: M?ori – Used as an adjective synonymous with native, except that it seems slightly contemptuous.
[NZ]McGill Reed Dict. of N.Z. Sl. 132: M?ori Dismissive adjective in non-M?ori use for anything perceived as below strength or poorly performed.

In compounds

M?ori cannon (n.)

(N.Z.) a badly played shot in billiards or snooker.

[NZ]R. Mason postcard (1953) in DNZE (1998) 475/1: A M?ori cannon is where the striker’s white hits (say) the red and knocks it against the other white, or where, in making a cannon, one opponent’s white is sunk.
[NZ]McGill Reed Dict. of N.Z. Sl. 132: M?ori cannon A billiards, snooker or pool shot that has gone astray and cannoned into the balls not being aimed at.
M?ori car (n.)

(N.Z.) an old or broken-down vehicle.

[UK]Listener (NZ) 24 Sept. 59: The complaint to the [Race Relations Conciliator] was in one sense rightly made because ‘M?ori time’ belongs to a whole genre of derogatory sayings which include such negative ones as ‘M?ori day off’, ‘M?ori PT’, ‘M?ori car’, etc [DNZE].
M?ori express (n.)

(N.Z. prison) a cheque that is not honoured by the bank.

[NZ]D. Looser Boobslang [U. Canterbury D.Phil. thesis] 113/2: M?ori Express n. a false cheque.
M?ori half-crown (n.) [the half-crown (12.5p) was worth 30 pennies]

(N.Z.) a penny.

[Aus]Bulletin (Sydney) 14 Jan. (Red Page) [Letter from Loafer, Tauranga.] Following are other local moneynames... Id. – M?ori half-crown, brownie or copper.
B.J. Cameron Collection TS July n.p.: M?ori halfcrown (n) A penny.
[Aus]Baker Aus. Lang (2nd edn).
M?ori holiday (n.)

(N.Z.) the day after payday.

[NZ]L. Leland Kiwi-Yankee Dict. 62: M?ori holiday: Like other socioeconomically disadvantaged groups, the M?ori is the butt of a number of jokes... A M?ori holiday is the day after payday.
Gordon & Deverson N.Z. Eng. 42: Similar [derogatory] expressions include M?ori holiday = the day after pay-day [DNZE].
M?oriland (n.)

(Aus.) New Zealand, thus M?orilander, a New Zealander.

United Steamship Co. of N.Z. [book title] M?oriland: An Illustrated Handbook to New Zealand.
[Aus]Truth (Sydney) 4 Mar. 1/4: The male article didn’t appear, but has slid to M?oriland.
[Aus]Sydney Sportsman (Surry Hills, NSW) 3 Oct. 3/3-4: THE much talked of contest between the unbeaten Moariland lightweight, Otto Cribb, and the clever fighter. Mirk Dunn, came off at the Gaiety Athletic Club [...] The M?orilander then reached Dunn’s chin with a nasty left stab.
[Aus]Lone Hand (Sydney) Oct. 650/2: ‘He might a’ been a M?orilander by the way he picked up the game’.
[Aus]Truth (Melbourne) 17 Jan. 5/6: M?oriland has for a long time held an unenviable reputation as a land where doping the racehorse is flagrantly carried on [...] In New Zealand [...] no trainer’s outfit is complete without a bottle or two of drugs.
[Aus]Bulletin (Sydney) 19 Feb. 15/2: One Maorilander [...] ran a show [...] out of which he took over two tons of gold.
M?ori mustang (n.) [the Mustang is a much sought-after sports car; the Ford is definitely not]

(N.Z.) the Mark II Ford Zephyr.

[UK]Listener (N.Z.) 13 Aug. 14: The Mk 1 Zephyr [corrected later to Mk 2] (once commonly referred to as the M?ori Mustang) has a special place in local mythology.
M?ori overdrive (n.)

(N.Z.) sliding one’s car downhill with the engine off and the gears in neutral.

Avondale College Sl. Words in Use (Auckland) (Goldie Brown Collection) Feb. n.p.: M?ori overdrive: neutral [DNZE].
[NZ]McGill Dict. of Kiwi Sl. 72/1: M?ori overdrive sliding your car in neutral downhill; offensive.
[NZ]McGill Reed Dict. of N.Z. Sl. [as cit. 1988].
M?ori roast (n.)

(N.Z.) fish and chips or some form of fast food.

[NZ] informant from Pakuranga College in DNZE (1998).
[UK]Metro (Auckland) Aug. 194: This delicacy of the English-speaking world is referred to in other circles as ‘shark and taties’, ‘M?ori roast’, or ‘greasies’.
[NZ]McGill Dict. of Kiwi Sl. 72: M?ori roast a pie and a jug; offensive.
[NZ]McGill Reed Dict. of N.Z. Sl. [as cit. 1988].
M?ori weed (n.)

(N.Z.) a wild horse.

[Wanganui Eve. Post (NZ) 8 Feb. 1: The match betwen Shamrock and M?ori Weed for $20, was won easily by the former].
[NZ]N.Z. Observer (Auckland) 6 Feb. 7: They say [...] That a lot of ‘M?ori weeds’ and other horseflesh are wide-eyed with surprise at the extra feeds they are getting. Japan wants remounts [DNZE].
N.Z. Dept. Agriculture Report 15 338: In the northern district no draughts are bred to any extent, the M?ori- weed type being most in evidence.
Chronicle NZEF 5 July 251: It takes Bill and I two hours to catch that old roany M?ori weed we used for packing tucker [DNZE].
Kai Tiaki XIII. 176: The horse looked very sad, and I had my doubts about it reaching the settlement, but one can never tell what these M?ori ‘weeds’ are capable of [DNZE].
I. Coster Friends in Aspic 139: My first pony, a M?ori weed, tried to paw my brains out — one of the few signs of intelligence I have ever noticed in a horse.
J.T. Scrymgeour Memories of M?oriland 165: Once at a horse sale at Palmerston North, Mr. Bob Waller was selling a draft of what might be termed ‘M?ori Weeds’, or rather stunted, but nice condition nags, from the Sandy Country towards Foxton.
[NZ]Dominion (Wellington) 31 Aug. 7: Undoubtedly there was good blood among these horses [on Kaingaroa Plain, c 1910], though the great majority would come into the somewhat elastic classification of ‘M?ori weed.’ In actual fact, there was no reproach in the term. Born and reared on the inhospitable plains, a horse developed a stamina that no finely-bred animal possessed [DNZE].
F. Sargeson I Saw in My Dream 208: A half-cut M?ori weed trying to jump a broken-down pakeha hack, spavined no doubt — and getting its legs tangled round the waist of a female deacon.