Green’s Dictionary of Slang

wet week n.

1. (Aus.) a long time, or something that appears to be.

[Aus](con. 1830s–60s) ‘Miles Franklin’ All That Swagger 147: Sure, I have a cold as long as a wet week. Wan day more won’t hurt Bella either way.

2. (Irish, also wet day) a short time [? being wet it ‘shrinks’].

[Ire]B. Behan Quare Fellow (1960) Act II: It’ll break that young screw up, and him only a wet day in the place.
[Ire]Irish Times 21 May n.p.: Sure, women have only been out of the kitchen a wet week if you think about it [BS].

In phrases

slow as a wet week (adj.)

(Aus.) stupid, backward.

[Aus]Aus. Word Map 🌐 wet week. very slow [...] He or she is as slow as a wet week!