Green’s Dictionary of Slang

fake n.1

[fake v.1 ]

1. a dodge, a swindle, some form of fraudulent money-making scheme.

[UK] ‘Pickpocket’s Chaunt’ (translation of ‘En roulant de vergne en vergne’) in Vidocq IV 262: With the mots their ogles throwing, And old Cotton humming his pray; And the foglehunters doing, [...] Their morning fake in the prigging lay.
[UK]J. Lindridge Sixteen-String Jack 206: For I am the gal for a fake and a cly, / And I lush til the dew is falling.
[UK] ‘Bates’ Farm’ in Farmer & Henley Sl. and Its Analogues I (1890) 141/2: I’m up to every little fake, / But in me there’s no harm.
[UK](con. 1840s–50s) H. Mayhew London Labour and London Poor I 352/2: My pal cut with the gold ring the first day, and I never had another go at that fake since.
London Figaro 21 Oct. n.p.: Yet theyve been known for many a fake To coolly set a trap [F&H].
[Scot]Dundee Courier (Scot.) 18 Feb. 7/4: I know every ‘fake’ in the monkery, and can put you up to them all.
[Aus]Bulletin (Sydney) 28 Feb. 12/1: ‘No hurry, old toucher,’ said the applicant affable; ‘only I want to be in this fake. You can just put me through the hank-panky part, and I’ll be anything you like. A sergeant or captain – it’s all the same to me.’.
[UK]Sporting Times 15 Mar. 2/1: Presently they’ll be trying the good old rent and laundress-bill fake that we all remember so well.
[Aus]Crowe Aus. Sl. Dict. 27: Fake, a general term meaning deceit of any kind, as rob, poison, cheat [ibid.] 50: Morning Fake, thieving in the morning.
[Aus]‘Rolf Boldrewood’ In Bad Company 100: The beggar’s been squared or ‘copped’ for some bloomin’ fake [...] He’s goin’ to turn dog on us, after all.
[UK]D. Stewart Vultures of the City in Illus. Police News 12 Jan. 12/4: ‘Jerry Blathers has got pinched over his last fake, but he’s got the office that the beak will loose him on bail’.
[UK]D. Stewart Devil of Dartmoor in Illus. Police News 15 Oct. 12/1: ‘I’m wanted, wus luck, for doing some white stuff (passing bad money) and a confidence fake into the bargain’ .
[US]Wood & Goddard Dict. Amer. Sl.
[US]D. Maurer Big Con 296: The fake. 1. A short-con game practiced by news-butchers on trains. The prospective customer buys a cheap book for two dollars because he thinks he sees a five-dollar bill protruding from it. 2. Also fakus or mr. fakus. Any cheating mechanism used in short-con games, especially on gambling devices and flat-joints.

2. any form of action, often a trick, varying as to context.

[UK]New Sprees of London 25: [A]s to the singing, that is nothing out of the common style; but their judge-and-jury fake is out and out.
[UK]Morn. Post (London) 1 Nov. 2/2: ‘Jad meets us at the Whitechapel gate?’ ‘That’s the fake.’ ‘At one o’clock, if I’m fly’.
[UK]Leaves from Diary of Celebrated Burglar 131/2: Joe [...] was doing the double ‘fake’ by balancing Harriet on one knee and Jenny Dempster on the other.
[UK] ‘’Arry on Crutches’ in Punch 3 May 201/1: It’s genius, that’s wot it is, spots new fakes in deportment and dress.
[UK] ‘’Arry on ’onesty’ in Punch 31 Jan. 60/1: If I worked the theatrical fake—which I don’t [...] wus luck.
[UK] ‘’Arry in Venice’ in Punch 27 May 88/1: Friend Imre’s a spanker, you bet, and quite fly to the popular fake.
[UK]E. Pugh Cockney At Home 32: ‘What will you do with it, Job?’ I says to him. ‘Same ole fake,’ he says to me.
[US]D. Fuchs Low Company 242: It’s a fake! [...] Once and for all, it’s a trick. We should show people like him they should know.
[US]S. King It (1987) 840: Richie held out his hand. ‘No fake, Jake. Can I have some?’.

3. (US) an invented newspaper story or false rumour.

[UK](con. 1840s–50s) H. Mayhew London Labour and London Poor I 223/2: After that we had a fine ‘fake’ – that was the fire of the Tower of London – it sold rattling.
[UK]E. Pugh Spoilers 62: O, cut that fake.

4. in fig. use, any situation (the underlying image is of trickery or deception).

[Aus]Bulletin (Sydney) 2 May 11/4: Prisoner: ‘Yes; he got me tight and kidded me to leave the band and join this fake.’ [i.e. the Army] Major Kyer: ‘Fake!’ Prisoner: ‘Yes. Said all I would have to do was blow when I was told. And now look at it!’.
[UK] press cutting in J. Ware Passing Eng. of the Victorian Era 55/1: It’s a bully fake for a dona when she has the fair good luck to snap hold a husband who will cut up to rights.

5. (US) a patent medicine.

[UK]W. Newton Secrets of Tramp Life Revealed 13: Another article which he keeps by him [...] corn [as on a toe] ‘Fake’.

6. (US) a confidence trickster.

[US]N.Y. Mercury Both ladies then came to the conclusion that the fortune-teller was a fake, and they decided to notify the police [DA].
[US]B. Jackson Get Your Ass in the Water (1974) 141: Jack, a con man, a cannon [pickpocket] or a fake of any kind.

7. (US, also fake merchant) an impostor or insincere person.

[US]N.Y. Mercury n.p.: Both ladies then came to the conclusion that the fortune-teller was a fake, and they decided to notify the police [F&H].
[US]Nat. Police Gaz. (NY) 3 June 3/1: There was a prevailing impression that the performance was in German [...] but the German population deny it. [...] What unknown tongue is it these ‘fakes’ speak, and why.
[US](con. 1920s) J.T. Farrell Young Manhood in Studs Lonigan (1936) 386: He could see himself whittling the big fake down to his own size.
J. Stafford Boston Adventure 281: She isn’t southern at all [...] she’s just a terrible fake [DA].
[UK] (con. 1930s) D. Farson Never a Normal Man 332: Henry was a liar, describing himself in an early story as ‘a fake merchant’.

8. (US) a piece of equipment.

[US]F. Hutcheson Barkeep Stories 67: ‘Wot’s de matter wid you [...] gettin’ wan o’ dem little photygraphin’ fakes [...] an’ takin’ one o’ dem see-t’roo-you pictures’.

9. (US) cheap, esp. worthless, merchandise sold by street vendors.

[US]J. London ‘The Road’ in Hendricks & Shepherd Jack London Reports (1970) 311–21: We all remember the Frenchman who made flea powder out of pulverized brick — this is the nature of the ‘fake’.

10. theatrical make-up.

[UK]Crissie 111: Seeing in her usual nightly ‘fake,’ her face was undoubtedly handsome.

11. (US drugs, also fake-a-loo, fake aloo) any form of substitute for a hypodermic syringe.

[US]D. Maurer ‘Argot of the Und. Narcotic Addict’ Pt 2 in AS XIII:3 184/1: fake or fake-a-loo. The medicine dropper, probably so-called because so often it is used as a substitute for the regulation glass tube in constructing a home-made hypodermic.
[US]Monteleone Criminal Sl. (rev. edn) 80: fake aloo A hypodermic syringe made from a medicine dropper.
[US]J.E. Schmidt Narcotics Lingo and Lore.

12. (N.Z. prison) .

[NZ]D. Looser Boobslang [U. Canterbury D.Phil. thesis] 67/1: fake n. an officer new to a prison, usually one recently completed his training.

13. (Polari) an erect penis.

[UK]P. Baker Fabulosa 292/1: fake 1 noun: an erection.