barge n.1
1. a large (old) woman.
Leaves from Diary of Celebrated Burglar 155/2: There I stood, beside the unwieldy old barge, who never even attempted to apologise for the pain she was the means of me enduring. | ||
Sun. Times (Perth) 4 Sept. 4/7: Her Buxomness [...] the barge-built lady. | ||
Passing Eng. of the Victorian Era 33/1: Black-silk Barges (Ball-room) Stout women who ought to avoid dances. | ||
Breaks 405: ‘Pete’s mom was almost as big as me . . .’ Jack swallowed a belch [...] ‘Yeah, she was a real barge.’. |
2. (US) a large foot [note Dict. Americanisms (1951): ‘barge N. Eng. a large omnibus or pleasure vehicle’].
in DARE. |
3. a particularly large vagina.
5000 Adult Sex Words and Phrases. | ||
‘Honey Babe’ in Playboy’s Book of Forbidden Words 28: I never saw a girl so large, / She had a cunt like a landing barge. | ||
Jailhouse Jargon and Street Sl. [unpub. ms.]. |
4. (US black) a large car, esp. a Cadillac.
‘Sl. of Watts’ in Current Sl. III:2. | ||
Queens’ Vernacular 212: If this large car is difficult to handle in traffic, it is cursed out as a Cleopatra’s barge or simply a barge (camp). | ||
Permanent Midnight 163: Big G’s bust-out ’76 Bonneville, a rusted baby blue barge. | ||
Indep. Mag. 17 July 51: Volvo’s S80 has turned out to be, frankly, a bit of a barge. |
5. (US gay) a large, poss. elderly, male prostitute’s client.
Rent Boy 43: The big barge pulling in to get serviced after a gruelling day of kissing ass in the office cubicle. And the johns love to talk. |
In compounds
one who has fat buttocks.
Nocturnal Revels I 51: Charlotte’s bill of fare [...] A Bona Roba for Lord Spasm [...] barge-a—se Wilson, from Rupert-Street. | ||
‘The Chaffing Family’ in Nobby Songster 13: To hear our young Tom it’s as good as a farce, / He’s chaffing of Hannah about her barge a--e. | ||
Sl. and Its Analogues. | ||
Roger’s Profanisaurus 3 in Viz 98 Oct. 4: barge-arsen. A woman of rotund posterior aspect. | ||
Turning (2005) 4: He’s kind of pear-shaped, but you’d be a brave bugger calling him a barge-arse. | ‘Big World’ in
(US) a large old, thus by definition slow automobile.
Life During Wartime 104: It stood out among the garish, flamed out rods and lead barges that couldn’t get out of their own way’. | ‘Hot Rod Heart’ in
In phrases
to interrupt rudely, to push one’s way in; thus barger, one who pushes in.
Aussie (France) 4 Apr. 9/2: Older than you by half a generation, / More tied, perhaps, by health or home or kin, / They did not barge into the desolation / Until they felt that duty called them in. | ||
Ulysses 150: Devils if they lose sixpence. Raise Cain. Husband barging. Where’s the ten shillings I gave you on Monday? | ||
Inimitable Jeeves 1: Every other valet [...] used to barge into my room in the morning. | ||
Dict. of Aus. Words And Terms 🌐 BARGER — An uninvited guest. | ||
Wide Boys Never Work (1938) 155: If he ever had a bride to tumble that was like Becky Franks he’d kill any son of a bitch who barged in on her. | ||
Criminal Sl. (rev. edn). | ||
Catcher in the Rye (1958) 181: I was afraid my parents would barge in on me right in the middle. | ||
On The Road (1972) 174: I barged in, she was alone – and I gave her the gun. | ||
Inner City Hoodlum 211: Should he barge into the club firing his magnum? | ||
Best Radio Plays (1984) 155: tiger: Tea up, Cocky! colonel: Do you usually barge in without knocking? | Scouting for Boys in||
Powder 255: Launching a desperate charge on security, some managing to barge their way through and sending a knock-on cascading through to the front. |