Green’s Dictionary of Slang

barge n.1

[SE barge, a flat-bottomed canal- or river-boat, esp. its clumsy motions]

1. a large (old) woman.

[UK]Leaves from Diary of Celebrated Burglar 155/2: There I stood, beside the unwieldy old barge, who never even attempted to apologise for the pain she was the means of me enduring.
[Aus]Sun. Times (Perth) 4 Sept. 4/7: Her Buxomness [...] the barge-built lady.
[UK]J. Ware Passing Eng. of the Victorian Era 33/1: Black-silk Barges (Ball-room) Stout women who ought to avoid dances.
[US]R. Price Breaks 405: ‘Pete’s mom was almost as big as me . . .’ Jack swallowed a belch [...] ‘Yeah, she was a real barge.’.

2. (US) a large foot [note Dict. Americanisms (1951): ‘barge N. Eng. a large omnibus or pleasure vehicle’].

[US]in DARE.

3. a particularly large vagina.

[US]Trimble 5000 Adult Sex Words and Phrases.
[US] ‘Honey Babe’ in R.A. Wilson Playboy’s Book of Forbidden Words 28: I never saw a girl so large, / She had a cunt like a landing barge.
[US]R. Klein Jailhouse Jargon and Street Sl. [unpub. ms.].

4. (US black) a large car, esp. a Cadillac.

[US] ‘Sl. of Watts’ in Current Sl. III:2.
[US]B. Rodgers Queens’ Vernacular 212: If this large car is difficult to handle in traffic, it is cursed out as a Cleopatra’s barge or simply a barge (camp).
[US]J. Stahl Permanent Midnight 163: Big G’s bust-out ’76 Bonneville, a rusted baby blue barge.
[UK]Indep. Mag. 17 July 51: Volvo’s S80 has turned out to be, frankly, a bit of a barge.

5. (US gay) a large, poss. elderly, male prostitute’s client.

[US]G. Indiana Rent Boy 43: The big barge pulling in to get serviced after a gruelling day of kissing ass in the office cubicle. And the johns love to talk.

In compounds

barge-arse (n.) [arse n. (1)]

one who has fat buttocks.

[UK]Nocturnal Revels I 51: Charlotte’s bill of fare [...] A Bona Roba for Lord Spasm [...] barge-a—se Wilson, from Rupert-Street.
[UK] ‘The Chaffing Family’ in Nobby Songster 13: To hear our young Tom it’s as good as a farce, / He’s chaffing of Hannah about her barge a--e.
[UK]Farmer & Henley Sl. and Its Analogues.
[UK]Roger’s Profanisaurus 3 in Viz 98 Oct. 4: barge-arsen. A woman of rotund posterior aspect.
[Aus]T. Winton ‘Big World’ in Turning (2005) 4: He’s kind of pear-shaped, but you’d be a brave bugger calling him a barge-arse.
lead barge (n.)

(US) a large old, thus by definition slow automobile.

[US]T. Pluck ‘Hot Rod Heart’ in Life During Wartime 104: It stood out among the garish, flamed out rods and lead barges that couldn’t get out of their own way’.

In phrases

barge (in) (v.)

to interrupt rudely, to push one’s way in; thus barger, one who pushes in.

[Aus]Aussie (France) 4 Apr. 9/2: Older than you by half a generation, / More tied, perhaps, by health or home or kin, / They did not barge into the desolation / Until they felt that duty called them in.
[Ire]Joyce Ulysses 150: Devils if they lose sixpence. Raise Cain. Husband barging. Where’s the ten shillings I gave you on Monday?
[UK]Wodehouse Inimitable Jeeves 1: Every other valet [...] used to barge into my room in the morning.
[Aus]G.H. Lawson Dict. of Aus. Words And Terms 🌐 BARGER — An uninvited guest.
[UK]R. Westerby Wide Boys Never Work (1938) 155: If he ever had a bride to tumble that was like Becky Franks he’d kill any son of a bitch who barged in on her.
[US]Monteleone Criminal Sl. (rev. edn).
[US]J.D. Salinger Catcher in the Rye (1958) 181: I was afraid my parents would barge in on me right in the middle.
[US]Kerouac On The Road (1972) 174: I barged in, she was alone – and I gave her the gun.
[US]D. Goines Inner City Hoodlum 211: Should he barge into the club firing his magnum?
[UK]M. Read Scouting for Boys in Best Radio Plays (1984) 155: tiger: Tea up, Cocky! colonel: Do you usually barge in without knocking?
[UK]K. Sampson Powder 255: Launching a desperate charge on security, some managing to barge their way through and sending a knock-on cascading through to the front.