schlong n.
1. the penis.
in Stories the Soldiers Wouldn’t Tell (1994) ) 39: [His comrades found ‘an old wench’ behind a pile of tobacco]. ‘So they all began to pitch in keen. Tom Michael held the light and she received about 60 big schlorgers one after another.’. | ||
CUSS 189: Schlong Male sex organ. | et al.||
Portnoy’s Complaint 50: His shlong brings to mind the fire hoses coiled along the corridors at school. | ||
(con. 1950s) Age of Rock 2 (1970) 103: Back with the guys, who had probably been [...] pounding or pulling their collective pud, wang, schlong, dong. | ‘The Fifties’ in Eisen||
Faggots 212: He did get such wonderful sensations in his schlang. [Ibid.] 320: Think prick and balls and dong and schlong. | ||
Skin Tight 138: You think he’d let one of us grab his schlong if he was wide awake? | ||
Guardian 23 Oct. 16: This list of the biggest schlongs in sport. | ||
Big Bamboo 136: John Holmes [...] Had a shlong the size of a Wiffle bat. | ||
Hilliker Curse 5: He had a sixteen-inch schlong. It dangled out of his shorts. | ||
Widespread Panic 39: ‘Johnny Weismuller?’ ‘King Schlong’. | ||
Empty Wigs (t/s) 295: Homophobia wasn’t a crime in those days. It was cool to shout from the stage [...] that I didn’t want some guy’s schlong up my arse. |
2. an idiot.
Scruples 6: ‘You,’ she said, enunciating clearly, ‘are a putz, a schmekel, a schmuck, a schlong, and a shvantz. And a WASP putz at that.’. |
3. an important, worthwhile person.
Another Day in Paradise 36: All your life ya been a schmeckel. Now it’s time to be a schlong, put on fine clothes, go nice place. |