Green’s Dictionary of Slang

that ain’t hay phr.

also that ain’t peanuts, there ain’t no persimmons
[the perceived insignificance of the various items; note peanut n. (1)]

(US) a phr. used to mean that something is a large and/or significant amount.

[US] ‘How Sally Hooter Got Snake-Bit’ in T.A. Burke Polly Peablossom’s Wedding 68: If you didn’t think all the peas in my corn field was er spillin in the floor, thar ain’t no ’simmons!
[US]N. Algren Never Come Morning (1988) 98: It ain’t hay in here.
[US]J.M. Inks diary Eight Bailed Out (1954) 8 Aug. 51: Fifty thousand bucks ain’t hay even in Texas.
J. Pagano Condemned 64: I got three hundred bucks muster-out pay, the generous bastards, but my job, seventy-five bucks a week and that ain’t peanuts.
[US]L. Hughes Simply Heavenly II ix: I make five or ten dollars, sometimes more a day. You men what ain’t working know that that ain’t hay.
[US]T. Berger Sneaky People (1980) 91: He had a hundred and eleven dollars in the bank, and that ain’t hay.
[US]Phi Delta Kappan LX 378: My rank is 278 out of 900 and that ain’t peanuts.
J.C. Wood John Maynard Keynes 278: Fifty billion dollars for every excess point of unemployment — that ain’t peanuts.
Quest LI 99: But that’s the difference between $1.1 billion and $1.5 billion, and that ain’t peanuts.
B. Weltman Complete Idiot’s Guide to Starting a Home-Based Business 30: 5 percent of a million is 50000, and that ain’t hay.