Green’s Dictionary of Slang

my foot! excl.

[euph. var. on my arse!]

an excl. used to imply one’s contemptuous rejection of the previous speaker’s assertion; sometimes as your foot!

[UK]Sporting Times 1 Apr. 11/2: Said No. 2: ‘My hat! this is a really nice girl.’ Said No. 1: ‘She is a nice girl, old chap, but that was my foot.’.
[UK]G. Stratton-Porter Harvester 515: ‘Grandmother your foot!’ cried the old woman.
[UK]Wodehouse Clicking of Cuthbert 135: Pleasant morning ramble my number nine foot!
[UK]R. Westerby Wide Boys Never Work (1938) 72: Liability my foot...
[US]F.S. Fitzgerald ‘Pat Hobby’s Christmas Wish’ in Pat Hobby Stories (1967) 32: ‘My foot!’ said Harry contemptuously.
[UK]G. Fairlie Bulldog Drummond Stands Fast 70: ‘Her father, my foot!’ grinned Drummond.
[US](con. 1930s) C. McKay Harlem Glory (1990) 24: Baron, my foot!
[UK]H.E. Bates Darling Buds of May (1985) 34: Pason’s Poke, my foot. Sharp as a packet o’ pins.
[Scot]Dandy 30 Nov. n.p.: Ghost my foot!
[Aus]D. Ireland Burn 60: ‘Secret me fat foot,’ McAllister says.
[UK]R. Dahl Rhyme Stew (1990) 17: A mouse my foot! It was a HAND!
[UK]K. Sampson Powder 70: The Tweets outselling Oasis, my foot!
[UK]W. Chen Chutney Power and Stories 120: ‘But Madam, it surely slipped from my hand’. [...] ‘Slipped my foot, my big foot!’.