turtlehead n.
a piece of excrement poking out of the anus, due to the urgent need to defecate.
Shagadelically Speaking 122: Where’s your shitter? I’ve gotta turtle head pokin’ out. | ||
Vatican Bloodbath 60: She nursed a stubborn turtle’s head out of her partially dilated anus with her left index finger. | ||
PS, I Scored the Bridesmaids 133: I’m actually wondering whether I’ve got constipation, it’s that long since the turtle showed his head. | ||
Ten Storey Love Song 19: [B]ubbles in his colon and a sloppy turtlehead waking u from hibernation. | ||
OG Dad 79: The phrase turtlehead comes to mind, and I want to douse my brain with lighter fluid and strike a match as soon as I think of it. | ||
Tales of the Honey Badger [ebook] I was shit scared and had a turtle head poking out and headbutting me undies. |