shake hands v.
In phrases
to urinate.
Pagan Game (1969) 162: Went to the hooter to shake hands with an old friend. | ||
Maledicta IX 194: This article and series devoted to sexual slang would be incomplete without some notice of catch phrases, both British and American: […] shake hands with the baby (urinate) [Ibid.] 195: […] I’ve got to go shake hands with the fellow who stood up with me at my wedding (urinate). | ||
GeorgeCarlin.com 🌐 Urinate: shake a sock / shake hands with an old friend. |
(US) to permit oneself self-congratulation.
Big Stan 85: ‘He’s baffled,’ cried Byszcynski. ‘A few weeks ago he was drinking whisky all over the place and shaking hands with himself’. | [W.R. Burnett]
to masturbate.
College Sl. Research Project (Cal. State Poly. Uni., Pomona) 🌐 Shakin’ hands with the guv’nah (verb) Masturbating (male). |
1. to urinate.
Western Folklore 11-1248: Temporary absence:I gotta go: [...] see a Chinaman about a music lesson, fix the furnace, check on the stew, shake hands with the unemployed. | ||
Barry McKenzie [comic strip] in Complete Barry McKenzie (1988) 100: I gotta go and shake hands with the unemployed. | ||
I’m a Jack, All Right 33: [I] reckoned you’d been let down again by your Japanese bladder and had taken yourself off [...] to shake hands with the unemployed. | ||
Under Twenty-five 153: Gotta go and shake hands with the unemployed. | ||
Blue-Collar Aristocrats 104: [He] mad this remark when he left the bar to urinate: ‘Well, I’ll go back and shake hands with the unemployed’. | ||
5x5x5x5x5 1v: He’s just sunk six pints [...] and he needs a wee – / calls it ‘Shaking hands / with the Unemployed’. | ||
Lingo 88: Bodily functions do not escape the Lingo [...] Urination may be a piss, slash, shake hands with the unemployed, giving the wife’s best friend a shake, pointing percy at the porcelain, and so on. |
2. (also shake hands with the bloke who enlisted with me) to masturbate.
Maledicta IV:2 Winter 192: We also come across specialized terms in the male masturbation phrases such as […] shake hands with the bloke who enlisted with one. | ||
Roger’s Profanisaurus in Viz 87 Dec. n.p.: shaking hands with the unemployed euph. A wrestling bout between Hand Solo and the pink Darth Vadar; wanking. | ||
[ | Reed Dict. of N.Z. Sl. 220: unemployed, the The penis, during period of sexual hibernation]. | |
🌐 you can stand there with your hands in your pockets shaking hands with the unemployed, or you can come inside - i dunno why they even have seats in there, because because you’ll be standing straight up. | ‘Ballycast’ at http://www.goodmagic.com||
in Guardian 14 Aug. 🌐 Since my wife left me for the window cleaner I’ve been shaking hands with the unemployed on a regular basis. |
1. to masturbate.
Traveller’s Tool 60: The memories could come flooding back […] while you were having a pee or shaking hands with the wife’s best friend. |
2. to urinate.
Barry McKenzie [comic strip] in Complete Barry McKenzie (1988) 20: I’ve got to shake hands with the wife’s best friend!!! | ||
Slip on a Fat Lady 47: Must go and shake hands with the wife's best friend. | ||
Ridgey-Didge Oz Jack Lang 11: Needing to shake hands with his wife’s best friend he adjourned to the Angus Armanasco to splash the boots. | ||
G’DAY 5: When an Australian goes to urinate [...] he most often goes for a piss, a slash, or a leak. He hardly ever shakes hands with the wife’s best friend; syphons the python or points Percy at the porcelain. | ||
Lingo 88: Bodily functions do not escape the Lingo [...] Urination may be a piss, slash, shake hands with the unemployed, giving the wife’s best friend a shake, pointing percy at the porcelain, and so on. | ||
Guardian 17 Dec. 56/2: ‘I’m off now to shake hands with the wife’s best friend’. |