Green’s Dictionary of Slang

mounseer n.

also monseer, monsieur, mounser, mouncheer, mounsheer, mounsier, mounsieur, mounsire, munseer
[Fr. monsieur]

1. a Frenchman.

[Scot]Dunbar ‘Remonstrance to the King’ in Mackenzie Poems (1932) 37: Mousouris of France, gud clarat-cunnaris.
[UK]Greene Quip for an Upstart Courtier H3: Both he and my gowned brother seemed [...] as if they had some sutes to Mounsieur Boots.
[UK]Nashe Praise of the Red Herring 28: The captious mystery of Monsieur herring low vessels [which] will not giue their heads for the washing, holding their owne pell-mell in all weathers.
[UK]A Knight’s Conjuring cap IV E4: France, where the Gentlemen, to make Apes of Englishmen, whom they tooke daylie practising all the foolish trickes of fashions after their Mounsier-ships.
[UK]J. Taylor Laugh and Be Fat 39: Thus Mounsieur Coriat at your kind request, / My recantation here I haue exprest.
[UK]M. Drayton Battle of Agincourt 59: A shoelesse Souldier there a man might meete, Leading his Mounsier by the armes fast bound.
[UK]S. Rowley Noble Souldier IV i: kin.: A Frenchman? med.: We Mounsire.
[UK]Witts Recreations Epigram No. 686: On Mounsieur Congee. Epigram 693: On Mounsieur Powder-wig.
[UK]J. Tatham Rump V i: Oh brave Mounsier!
[UK]M. Atkins Cataplus 68: Some Capapee a horseback rid / Like French Mounsieur or Spanish Cid.
[UK]F. Fane Love in the Dark IV i: Boys follow him crying. A Mounsire. A Mounser. A Munchir. A Mister Mownseer.
[Scot] ‘The Coy Cook-Maid’ in Euing Broadside Ballads No. 45: Poor monsieur lookt blank and sneakt away.
[Ire]‘Teague’ Teagueland Jests II 158: Monsieur presently had her in his Eye, and courted her very importunately.
[UK]J. Dennis Poems in Burlesque n.p.: ’Twas I who Sung our brave Tarpawlin, / Engaging like a Devil bawling, / And Monsieurs Navy sorely mawling.
[UK]R. Steele Tatler No. 87 n.p.: We had an indifferent Breakfast, but the Mounseers never had such a Dinner in all their Lives.
[UK] in D’Urfey Pills to Purge Melancholy I 87: Thus cavil and bawl, ’till the Mounsieur gets all.
‘Original Black Joke. Sent from Dublin’ 🎵 Begar said Mounsier.
[UK]Ipswich Jrnl 11 Oct. 3/1: Methinks all Mounsieurs have a clumsy make [...] Queer Phyzzes all!
[UK]Smollett Reprisal II xiv: This here is the right trim of a Frenchman [...] Adzooks! this is Mounseer’s vane, that likes his fancy.
[UK]Foote The Commissary 22: I can’t think what the devil makes your quality so fond of the mounsiers.
[UK]G. Stevens ‘A Fore-Castle Song’ Songs Comic and Satyrical 98: In past times we’ve drubb’d the Mounseers, Sirs.
[UK]M.P. Andrews Fire and Water! (1790) 22: O dear, sweet Monseer, spare my life.
[UK]J. Messink Choice of Harlequin I viii: The French, with trotters nimble, could fly from English blows, / And they’ve got nimble daddles, as monsieur plainly shews.
[UK]Hants Chron. 7 Oct. 4/2: Mounseer shall powder, queue and club me. Gad, I’ll be a roaring blade.
[UK]Bacchanalian Mag. 47: He’ll [i.e. Earl Howe] make the Monsieurs go to pot.
[Ire]J. O’Keeffe Life’s Vagaries 51: You don’t make a French Mounseer out of me.
[UK] ‘All the World at Paris’ in Holloway & Black II (1979) 244: These mounseers do not trust em.
[UK]J. Bell Jr. (ed.) Rhymes of Northern Bards 290: Vain, boasting Monsieur always lower‘d his proud flag, / Whenever he met our bold tars on the sea.
[UK] ‘Wellington’s Laurels’ Wellington’s Laurels 2: ‘A hundred and fifty-one cannon have we,’ / Says Mounseer, ‘and how they’ll go off we shall see.’.
[UK]‘Irish Medley’ in Universal Songster I 12/2: Molly can’t believe the Moonseer’s blarney.
[UK]‘An Officer of the Line’ Military Sketch-book I June c.207: These extraordinary fellows [i.e. British sailors] delighted in hunting the ‘Munseers’ as they termed the French.
[UK]D. Jerrold Black-Ey’d Susan I v: Hallo! what’s that? why the Mounseer is speaking English!
[US]D. Crockett Col. Crockett’s Tour to North and Down East 228: If the mounsheers do come over to fight us, the first push they’d make would be at Tennessee.
[UK]‘Paul Pry’ Oddities of London Life I 137: [M]y vife, who can cook like a mounseer, made her some broth, vich set her up as right as a trivet.
[UK]R.S. Surtees Jorrocks Jaunts (1874) 163: Vot does the Mouncheer mean?
[UK]W.L. Rede Our Village II ii: One of the mounseers, a poor deaf and dumb chap that had his tongue taken out by the Algerine pirates, turned out to be an old pal of Bill Bowyer’s.
[UK]R.S. Surtees Hillingdon Hall III 273: Throwin’ the corn trade into the hands of mouncheer, and drivin’ the chaws into mills.
[UK]A. Mayhew Paved with Gold 23: Of course Mr. Mounseer had heard my lady had got a pension to her back. [Ibid.] 159: You must bring the mounseer here again, my esteemed friends, and by — , after three ratting matches, he’ll speak like a Member of Parliament.
[UK]‘Old Calabar’ Won in a Canter I 40: ‘I should like to see them mounseer fellows eat frogs, and taste their brandy, too’.
[UK]G.A. Sala in Living London (1883) July 300: ‘The Mounseers’ (we call them ‘Moosoos’ nowadays) ‘sheered off’.
[Aus]‘Rolf Boldrewood’ Colonial Reformer III 182: I saw that frog-eating mounseer potting you with his squirt.
[UK]Boy’s Own Paper 9 Feb. 298: Boney warn’t sitch a bad sort o’chap for Mounseer, arter all.
[Aus]Sun. Times (Perth) 19 June 2nd sect. 12/6: At the recent French election [...] the Deputies [...] increased their salaries from 9000 francs (£300) to 15,000 francs (£600) [...] The gilt-grabbing mounseers were labelled ‘quinze millistes’ (fifteen-thousanders).
[US]G. Mager ‘Hawkshaw the Detective’ [comic strip] I read in the ze paper you buy ze rare jewels – you pay cash? Certainly Mounseer.
J. Squire Apes and Parrots 127: Which was grateful of the poor Mounseer! / And I’ll wager in their joy they kissed each other's cheek / (Which is what them furriners do), .

2. any man, irrespective of origin.

[UK]Fifteen Real Comforts of Matrimony 68: This same hot-codpiec’d Monsieur.

3. a French ship.

[US]song in Carey Sailor’s Songbag (1976) 56: Twas early in the morning we spied this proud Mounsear / She being some leagues to windard and down for us did steer.

4. any foreigner.

[UK]Paul Pry 20 Sept. 178/7: This fellow, we sup- pose, thinks he acts like an Englishman, and ‘damns all mounseers’ by behaving ill to foreigners.

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