carpenter’s dream, n. — Green’s Dictionary of Slang

carpenter’s dream n.

[pun, see cits.]

an available woman.

1974		(con. 1960s) R. Price Wanderers 27: ‘Natalie Wood, a carpenter’s dream.’ ‘Flat as a board and easy to screw.’.
1997		Roger’s Profanisaurus in Viz 87 Dec. n.p.: carpenter’s dream euph. Sexually promiscuous woman. As in: ‘Flat as a board, and easy to screw’.
2003		www.CyberAge.com 🌐 7 Oct. [heading] Carpenter’s Dream. I am what is affectionately known as a carpenter’s dream. Flat as a board and easy to screw.